R/kidsarestupid my story
by:
TheRealDarkShadow 
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13.02.2021
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TheRealDarkShadow[OP]
13.02.2021 15:04
LinkSo when I was about 4 or 5, I thought The Speed of Light and The Speed of Sound were two fictional characters racing each other for a long time up above the clouds and in space. I decided to join them in the "race" in the backyard. Since I wasn't near the expert on literally anything yet, I was going to bump into a tree, hoping it wouldn't get in my way. Little did I know I would have a Jupiter's red spot on my head. I cried for minutes, and told my parents I would never race or look at a tree again. I was a stupid child.
poocatcookies
13.02.2021 15:06
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Billie-Avocado
25.02.2021 01:20
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Billie-Avocado
25.02.2021 01:24
LinkWhen I was maybeeeee- 7??? My mother or father, (I don't remember-) told me there were smurves living in the mushrooms- I got scared of mushrooms- But then when I grew up I realized, I was stupid-
You're lucky I'm not at that age anymore because I would rip your eyes out and slam a hammer down your throat if I was still in pain.
when i was 4 or 9 i thought i was immune to death
i put my finger in a fan and it gave me a cut
when i was 6 or 7 i tried sticking my hair in a fan,
It got tangled and i had to cut my hair-