When I was a young little dork I had Saturday school which was BORING AS FVCK and I think it was the last day of Saturday school and they got chocolate and cookies and I decided to get one cookie when I ate it my soul was in heaven then I was like hmmm I should get another one WHICH WAS A BAD IDEA so when I got a second one I felt full already so I threw half of it in the trash and one of the kids which is my bff now said oh mAH gOd you are wasting food thats bad THATS ILLEGAL so I was like well shi- and then I cried and I thought I sinned and I prayed to god and said GOD ME IS SORRY which actually wasnt a sin I just got scared because Im a good child LMAO anywayyyys yeah

and just to tell you I was in 3rd grade SO DONT MAKE FUN OF ME

I cried a lot

Im such a pussy 😩

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