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by:
KennySouthpark 
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13.09.2019
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KennySouthpark[OP]
13.09.2019 08:00
LinkHes evil tho ;(
Emily : do i look like i give a shit
Baby!Tom : *laying on the floor*
Emily : f*cking hentai *takes a Pepsi and gets some ice cream and gives the ice scream to lil tom*
Emily : *sits on couch and starts to fall asleep*
lil tom : *sits next to Emily*
Tord: *comes back with ice cream* here lil guy *gives the ice cream to lil tom*
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Tord: *picks up lil Tom and puts him on the ckuch* DON'T do that again..
Emily : *sighs*
Lil Tom : *walks over to Emily and points to pic* who's dat?
Emily : my parents .....
M!Emily : zzzZZZzz
Lil Tom : *goes into Emilys room* TORD LOOK I FOUND A DRAGON
Emily : zzz..zz
lil tom : *pulls on emilys ear*
( look what i have done https://www.voiceful.io/demo_votrans_share.html?audio_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com%2Fmedia.voctrolabs%2Fvocloud%2Fvotrans_tasks%2F6555e629-3a41-4d6c-9960-db5514cd1858%2Foutputs%2Foriginal%2Foutput.wav
( lmao )
lil tom : *pulls on her ear again*
Emily : *pushes tom away*
M!Emily : *gets up and picks up lil tom*
lil tom : puppy!
M!Emily : ????
Emily : *wakes up*
Lil tom : *drawing on the walls*
Emily : *gets up*
Emily : wait- *checks what day it is today* nvm he is not a baby anymore
Emily : **** he better not be drinking and spilling cans in my room again-
Emily : *gets up* TOM YOU BETTER NOT BE DRINKING IN MY ROOM AGAIN
Tom : IM nOt
Tom : outside
Emily : *goes outside, Sees the pic it was a tom x tord pic* OH GOD OH NO JESUS BLOODY CHRIST WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE KILL IT *gets a flamethrower *
Emily : AHHAH I HOPE SO
Emily's Monster but full form : *is out the window and is huge af and i mean huge *
( this is the monster btw )
Monster(the monsters name is lora) : *grabs tord*
Emily : *grabs tord from the ear* yes you are *drags him while following lora*
Tom : shes huge
Emily : cause we can
lora : *starts running *
Emily and tom : *starts running aswell*
Lora : *walks in the portal*
tom and emily : *walks in the portal aswell*
Emily : No
*there was a bunch of big huts with the same species of monster in them asleep*
Lora : *yawns again*
Tom : woah
Tord: I'm just going to leave *he started to walk to the portal *
Lora : *walks over to Emily And Tom and puts two of the flower crowns infront of them*
Tom : Bye *walks to the portal*
Emily : *waits for everyone to go through the portal*
Tom : *goes into the portal aswell*
Emily : Bye..
Lora : Bye
Emily : *walks into the portal*
Emily : i would have been much more happier if my parents were alive...they meant everything to me
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Emily : ... T-T
* the lights turn off and someone touches tords shoulder *
Emily : why the **** would i- *eyes glow so she can see and so he can see*
Emily : *sees the thing that touched Tord in front of her* *coughs* *looks at the thing* uhm pardon me sir but could you kindly GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY HOUSE
Emily : *drags it out side and locks the door and trys to turn the light on* the light doesn't work
Emily : Thats what i thought , you cant hate everybody if you love people .
Emily : *the fire went out , she lifted up her sleeve witch her arm had a bunch of cuts . some were from when she was lil , the some of the others were made just by cutting her self*
Emily : *growls while walking way*
( do you know what she means by revenge?)
Tord: *he laughed* oh the little monsters mad on no I'm so scared!
Tord: oh the little monster is getting angry *he continued to laugh*
M!Emily : *turns into her monster form* *pins him to the wall* I SAID SHUT UP YOU LITTLE PEICE OF SHIT HOW ABOUT YOU KILL YOURSELF YOU ASSHOLE **** FACE CUNT
Tord: *he stopped laughing* so the monster attacked hah pathetic..
M!Emily : ... go die in ****ing hell you .peice .of .shit. *rips his head off*
Tord: HAHAHA I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DUMB PARENT'S ARE DEAD HAHAHA
M!Emily : how would you like it if i did that to your parents ? H̸̻̼̞̠͈̲́́Ü̷̢̢͈̜̲͔̳̞̩͗͊̏H̵͓̲̰̤̫̩͚̣͒̔̅̇͑̍̓?̸͎̣̣̙͍͎̣͌̈́̈́́̓͒̓͋̃̔
Tord: *he curls up into a ball* ....no..no.....no.....it can't happen
Tord: so I kinda am gonna cry right now because of stupid Emily ...
Tord: OF COURSE I'M AN ASSHOLE AND SHE IS GONNA KILL MY PARENTS
Tom : WELL OF COURSE SHE BE GONNA DO DAT CAUSE YOU KILLED HERS AND THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE AND YOU TEASED HER , AND SHE IS DOING THAT SO YOU CAN FEEL HER PAIN
Tord: I KNOW OK I DID I DESERVE IT BUT I JUST WANNA DIE RIGHT NOW I ONLY CARED ABOUT MY PARENTS AND Y- nevermind
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Tom : but thats ga-
Emily : *walks out of the room with a pepsi* ive been asleep for half of the day
Tord: Emily I really hate you! *he started to cry* AND I'M NOT GAY TOM EVEN IF IT'S GAY!
Tord: WELL YOU KILLED MY PARENTS SO I GUESS I'M NOTHING NOW THEY WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CARES OR AT LEAST DIDN'T HATE ME!!
M!Emily : *is just standing there*
Emily : *looks at M!Emily* YOUR NOT ME!! YOUR A IMPOSER
M!Emily : shi-
Emily : i know w h o y o u are your that thing i saw lastnight , G E T O U T O F M Y F A C E
Tom: I KNEW I T EMILY WOULD NEVER DO SUCH THING
the thing : * turns back into the thing *
Emily : WHAT THE FU- *shoots the thing*
( gtg 2 bed cont tomorrow)
Emily : AND YOUR PARENTS ARE NOT DEAD IVE BEEN ASLEEP FOR HALF OF THE DAY , AND I DONT KNOW WHAT THE ****S GOING ON
The thing : *hits Emily*
Emily : ITS BEEN HERE THE HOLE TIME IVE BEEN ASLEEP AND WHAT THE ****
Tom : DISGUSTANG
Tom : SUSAN NOOOOOOOOOO
Emily : Susans not dead.
Tom : SUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
the thing : *dead*
Tom : SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Emily : *drags the thing outside*
Tord: I hope this shuts him up but I'm not gay for doing this *kiss*
Emily : that wont make him shut up
Tom : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tom : *sighs*
Emily : gun fight
Tom : whhhaaatt? ddiidd ii juussttt heaarr GUN FIGHT?
Emily : i have dibs on mini gun
Tom : I HAVE DIBS ON JUST A NORMAL GUN
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Emily : GAME STARTS NOW
Tom : *trys to shoot Emily*
Emily : *doges* THIS GAME IS SO STUIPED :D
Tom : *gets shot* osht im out
Emily : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Emily : welp im gonna go look for my happiness b y e *walks to her room and sits down then draws*
( btw thats her brother )
Luke : what im trying to sleep
Emily : can you come over tomorrow
Luke : ok sure
* emily was in her room with her brother , they were chatting *
Luke : so she was like '' YOur UgLy '' and i was like '' hey guess what , your me '' and she was like '' eww noo imm noootottt , wait maybe i am '' and then she started screaming like a dying seal
Emily : *wheeze*
Tord: *cri* SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Emily : TOM , TORD COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
( brb i gtg do the dishes )
Emily : i have so many questions , but the main qustion is WHERE THE HELL IS TOM
Emily : TOOMMMM IMM HOLLDDINNNG SUUSSAANN HOSSTAAGEE , yeah lets go look for him
Tord: *he said something quietly* dont...be....dead...please...
Tord: **** **** **** WHERE IS HE TOM COME BACK DID I DO ANYTHING!
Tord: WELL I'M GETTING HIM *he opens the door and walks outside*
Tom : *grabs emilys and tords hand and runs to the cave with the portal*
* there were a bunch of pretty dragons there lora was there aswell *
Emily : woah..
( i gtg 2 bed we can cont tomorrow )
Emily : ..woah
Tom : i just figured out that they look very pretty when there peaceful
Emily : who cares
Tom : i think there pretty peaceful to eat u-
Emily : *sitting next to lora*
Tord: ........................................................
( and here we have a epic war of dots )
Emily : ................................................................
Emily : ........................................................................................................................................
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Emily : *starts walking home but on the way-*
Rebecca : *throws a rock at emilys head* heey eemillyyy
Emily : UGH not you again..
Rebecca : do you remember meee?
Emily : hmm let me think yes i do and your a huge dick and was the only popular one at school and your boyfriend was also a dick, and you would be mean to me all the time
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Rebecca : WHAT! *lies* I NEVER DID THAT!!
Emily : dont lie , your the one who gave me those nicknames '' freak'' ''monster''
Tord: *puts down Tom * "oh shut up " don't treat Emily like that.
Rebecca : oh hi tord , i remember you , you were an asshole , and emily you were a freak
Emily : SHUT . UP
Rebecca : yeah right you and emily are just freaks
Emily : *growls*
Rebecca : awee lil monster gettin angry *laughs*
Emily : *growls louder*
Rebecca : hey and guess what emily , i dont give a shit that your parents are dead , they deserve to die
M!Emily : *growls and turns into her monster form*
M!Emily : she is worth killing , she made my life worse , she is the one that caused my depression even worse , she is the one who tried to kill me.
Emily : ok.. *walks outside and starts walking into the woods*
Tom :*follows*
Emily : oh hey there are you lost??
Ellie : ... *points to some creature it was ugly and disgusting*
Emily : oh shi- *grabs ellie and runs back home
( this is ellie)
Ellies nome mush : *points to the huge monster*
Ellie : ...
Tom : *runs inside*
Tom : WELL EMILY FOUND THIS CHILD AND THEN SHE POINTED TO A HUGE uGLY MONSTER AND ITS CHASING US!!!
Emily : *runs inside and drops ellie and mush* *inhales and shuts the door*
Ellie : ...
Tord: WTH why is there a child in the woods tell me that! *hides in hoodie*
Emily : I DONT KNOW
Ellie : ... ?? *does not speak*
Mush : *trys to explain but cant*
Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEMON CHILDREN
Ellie : *looks around* ???
Tom : im sure she is not a demon
Mush : *jumps to try and get attention *
Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tord: AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ellie : *runs away into the woods*
Emily : well thats her choice , its not our fault if she dies
Tord: thank God she is gone. Even though she will probably die
Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Emily : * and another extra hard women smack* mkay i think im done now
Tord: SHE SMACKED ME TO MUCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tom : shes a girl she can smack hard-
Emily : *smacks tom extra hard*
Tom : Mkay NEVERMIND
Tord: my arm hurts AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Emily : ..............................................................................
Emily : ........................................................................................
Tord: ...............................................................
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xAgsOaW1JM watch till end)
M!Emily : *growls*
Tord: hi..?
(So far this dude gets so mad? And squashes a bad banana?)
Tord: .....
(I finished the video and all I can say is I'm scared for that fish -)
M!Emily : *Runs up to tord with full speed*
Tom : *stops Emily from trying to attack tord*
Emily : *turns back to normal and goes to room and sleeps*
Tom : where is she?
Emily : ........................................................................................................................
Tord: ...............................................................................
Emily : ......................................................................................................................................................................
