u start?

( yass ) Max: so.....what now? ya want some candy? * hands Ren some *

Max: * scrolls through comments * 0-0 * chokes on saliva *

Max: A guy said hes gonna kill Aria... * grabs baseball bat *

Max: shi- * trips down the stairs * OW OW OW oW OW

Max: * hears a snap * and...I think I broke my leg

Max: wh- fine but its my first ;w;

Max: wait....Really!?

Max: so uhhh....this is awkward o//-//o

Max: fine...

( well he is freaking out ) Max: * just overall flushing *

Aria: hey guys- * squealing * Max: * still flushing * * mind: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *

Max: ( max.exe has stopped working ) Aria: i recorded this and im sending this to my yaoi group

Max: * wakes up * yay now let's beat that guy up OwO Aria: aw cmon..another threat!?I mean were secretly part of a mafia but that can kill them!

Max: wait...do we have a quiz next week? Aria: i studied at the library yesterday

Max: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * cries * Aria: get on the smart kids group dude

Max: i can forget things easily... Aria: welp..goodluck!

( yes..yes she does and so many other people like saihara and kokichi )

Max: bye ( time skip? )

( next week ) Max: so..wish me luck please ;-; Aria: Hahaha...wish you despair!

Max: goddamn you guys... ( after quiz ) Max: * crying * EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Aria: so i got 99/100 what did ya get? Max: * still crying *

Max: * in between sobs * 74/100 Aria: * tries to stop self from laughing like a evil person *

Aria: * laughing and laughing * Max: screw you guys >:'C

Max: * thinking about life decisions * Aria: well Ren i wanna show you something on my phone!

( 18+ yaoi ) Aria: here * shows him 18+ Yaoi * Hahahahahahahahaha * nosebleeds * Max: Aria don't..

Max: Ren do not do tha-- ARIA NO DON'T SHOW OTHER PEOPLE YOUR YAOI COLLECTION!!

Max: * grabs the two and throws them in a secret room in the library *

( ren and aria ) Max: * locks the door * guys stop Aria: Meh.. * grabs a beer and chugs it down *

Max: there is no bathroom and * grabs Arias phone and smashes it * no

Max: * teleports out leaving Aria in there * meh imma follow you

Max: what?

Max: I like you too OwO Aria: * bangs on the door * * muffled saying: DO NOT FRIEND ZONE HIM *

Max: Idk?

Max: ... * gay panic *

Max: okay lets go eat lunch and leave Aria there

Max: oh...i forgot...

Aria: * busts the door open * so ren is smort bottom boi while max is dorky top boi am i rite? Max: ...jesus **** Aria

Max: you ruined the moment...why?? Aria: oopsie..welp good luck and get sum bro! * runs away *

Max: Ren im sorry ;-;

Max: uh...do you wanna go to the park?

Max: oh....uhmmm i guess my house? or your house?

Max: okay...* teleports us to mi house * wanna play cuphead?

Max: chess? monopoly? lets gamble our stuff away? watch tv? anime?

Max: ...you haven't come out yet?

Max: oh...so..uh...show do I help you.. with this...I can crossdress?

Max: wait here * runs to room * ( can i draw him in the outfit? )

( ahahaahahahahaha ) Max: k * walks out * even though...im taller than u

Max: and yes im wearing girls underwear tho its annoying

Max: so..uhhhhh should we go now?

Max: * whispers: Ren ill change my name to Maxine *

Yes) Maxine: * girly voice * hello ma'am!

The Mother: ...hello! i am very happy that he has someone to talk to! Max: ( panic ) yes ma'am...he is very kind UwU

Mom: * gasp * what!?

Mom: you are not welcome here anymore * throws him out * Max: * gets thrown out * owie

Max: if you have nowhere to go your staying at my house

Max: ....we don't have a guest room... welp i guess your on the couch or my room?

Max: its because they are on vacc

Max: well and uh we have two gay dads ( back at the house ) Max: and here is my room * clean and sum posters and action figures with nintendo and a Xbox 360 *

Max: and here is my bed...ill sleep on he floor

Max: nahhh ill sleep on the couch

Max: please..just sleep there i want you to just be comfortable

Max: okay...anyways the shower is there * points to mah personal bathroom *

Ren: * hugs bacc * your welcome

SHI Max*

Max: * kisses bacc * Aria: * enters * hey max have you seen my-- oh~( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) have fun~~

Max: * locks door * ...anyways im gonna take a shower * grabs a towel *

Max: * just in the shower * * forgetting to lock the door *

( idk maybe Ren will walk in the bathroom where Max is taking a shower )

Max: hey Ren can you give me my towel?

( max is there standing naked ) Max: ...

Max: * puts the towel on and walks out of the bathroom and changes *

Max: don't look im changing

Max: * jumps on the bed *

Max: * yawn * night...

( just wait i wanna do something ) Max: * hugs Ren and is really sleeping *

( yes time skip ) ( in la mornin ) Aria: * grabs frying pans and bangs on the door * wake up lovebirds

Max: hey Ren wake up

Max: yo...Ren ITS MAX

Max: yes yes i did

Max: welll i kinda don't mind?

Max: idk but its early in the morning

Max: get changed while I set the table

Aria: * makes breakfast * Max: * sets the table *

Max: * yells: JUST WEAR MINE! *

Max: * Yells: COME HERE!! *

Max: uh actually Aria's closet is filled with dresses

Max: yeah...she just wears them underneath the hoodie

Max: well you have to wear her dresses then!

Max: I guess so?

shall i draw him in the dress? ) Max: * changes *

Max: * nose is bleeding * sheet sheet sheet sheet

Max: * grabs tissues * ...

Max: nah... now cmon lets eat

Max: * noms on wafflez *

Aria: and we are gonna be late

Aria: school i guess?

Ari and Max: yes

Max: * gives you a wig *

Max: ...ill give you my old clothes..

Max: yes...yes you do...and we are LATE!!! * tps to school *

Max: ...

( gtg )

( ye )

yo i bacc )

Max: * glares at everyone * Aria: ...

Aria: * growls * Max: * mumbles: ...do not let it out *

Max: * comforts Ren *

Max: * grabs baseball bat and hits the Classmate * **** off...

Max: whatever you do...do not harass him..or you'll have ₳ ฿₳Đ ₮ł₥Ɇ

Max: okay...

Max: * hugs bacc *

Max: * teleports us behind the school *

Max:...

Max: * kisses bacc * ( im frigging fangirling so hard XDD )

Max:...

( do it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Max: * pins Ren to the wall * ...

Max:-kisses him-

Max: * nibbles on his lip for permission? *

( should we make them makeout? )

( oh yas ) ( i don't wanna write it ;///; )

( timeskip? XD )

( timeskip ) Max: ... Aria: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so....what did you guys dooo?~

Aria: yeah..right...are you two aware i recorded you two makingout?

Aria: * shows them the recording *

Aria: i write fan fics

Aria: i just write stories?

Aria: you don't know the world of fujoshis

Max: * laughs a bit *

Max: sorry.. Aria: ship

gtg

i guess

Max: so...did you confess Aria??

Aria: he..has a girlfriend

Aria: I can't say his name because Max might kill him

Aria: * whispers to Ren but Max can't hear: Felix *

Aria: no the other felix

Aria: also doesn't Dan hate gays?

Aria: * dashes to Dan and pushes him to Felix and comes back to Ren and Max * Yo

Aria: ...still he called me some mean shit

Max: whats his address? where is he now? where should we hide the body? Aria: Max... WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS

Max: fine... Aria: anyways what I was doing that time I made dan kiss Felix

Aria: yes..yes I did

Max: Aria just stop please..

Aria: hmm? why? Max:? why?

Aria: oh.. Max: oh

gtg

Max: well shes dead? Aria: yeah...I guess I am

Aria: im dead inside..well its true OwO

Max: its late we should get home

Max: * tps us home * and i will be in my bedroom

( dinner )

( brb i gotta eat )

HERE! ) Max: * playing on his Wii U *

Aria: * screams *

Aria is on a cupboard and her friend: Hazel is on the counter pointing the bug spray at a tarantula

Aria: GET RID OF ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! T^T

Max: ... * looks at the tarantula * ew

Max: ...Hazel spray it 𝙣𝙤𝙬 Hazel: * throws the can at the spider * Mr.Spooder: * ded * (QP: nuuuu Mr.Spoodyman! )

Aria: * sighs * ...anyways does anyone want to eat?

Aria: * sets the food on the table and noms on a waff *

Max: * whispers to Ren: we should match her up with someone *

Aria: what? Max: nothing

Max: Gtg

Max: * runs to room *

( wait imma draw what max is wearing )

Max: im a beautiful guy and i love me and my boyfriend UwU ( and this is what he is wearing: https://ibb.co/XL3Zc99 )

Aria: * laughing her ass off * Max: * kisses Ren * 0//v//0

Max: UwU anyways..im gonna change * goes bacc to room *

Aria: a dare i gave him

Aria: i dare you to....smack one of your friends but not me

Aria: and the guy who gets slapped has to drink a meat shake

( lol look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRf9u5-Pnzc ) Aria: * makes a meat shake *

Aria: ew..the smell wants to make me puke

Max: yeah?

Max: sure? what do you want to talk about?

Max: wha--okay..um...

Max: are you going to be in heat?

Max: when?

Max: right now? later? or...if your uncomfortable just don't answer

Max: ...should we? or no?

Max: ... ( i don't wanna write this part because im incapable of making sex scenes XDD or should we just time skip? )

Max: uhhh....well..

Max: uh....should we? get someone to help? Aria: * slides in * help?

Aria: I heard the conversation...and Ren is in heat so...just **** already

Aria: or just stay in heat but it will hurt

Aria: so sex? or keep hurting? Max: ...

Max: uhm...well

Max pins Ren to the bed )

( i don't wanna write this so time skip? )

( next day ) Max: * groans * what the hell happened....

Max ...

Max: Ren?

Max: ...are you gonna get uhhh?

Max: ...uhmmmm (gtg)