m0nsters..
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C00LESTKIDD 
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01.04.2025
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C00LESTKIDD[OP]
01.04.2025 07:17
LinkI keep hearing n0ises fr0m under my bed!! There's g0tta be m0nsters under there!!
C00LESTKIDD[OP]
01.04.2025 07:18
Link¡ activity has slowed down but trust im still ALIVE!! ibis paint just has dug its claws into me again
| its ok activity has slowed down for alot of us.... IM LOCKED INTO A ROBLOX GAME RAHHH
Noises? Like what kid?
I havent let c00lguy near my bed since they tried to eat my bedsheets!!
¡ trust theres an entire armadillo under there
|| LMAO several. several armadillo.
// He sighed, crossing his arms as he spoke.
Alright, I'll check it out for ya.
¡ SEVERAL ARMADILLO. JUST. NESTING?!
Thanx y0u Mr. R00k!!!..
< He practically bounces with anticipation, though definitely makes sure to put some distance between himself and his own bed. >
| DO u know whats actually down there...
// He crouched down, checking under the bed hesitantly, almost nervous himself.
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¡ the. the still moving body of a pizza minion c00lkidd forgot to despawn (it can probably still set on fire)
S00…?
| IM SORRY I GOT HIT WITH THE MOST INSANE ALLERGIES AND I'VE BEEN BEDRIDDEN ALL DAY
// He jumped back after seeing a creepy... still moving minion twitching underneath it as he cursed under his breath, just quiet enough so that coolkidd didnt hear, before adjusting his hat and saying
Well uh... good news... its not a monster.
¡ NONO ITS OKAY I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER??
< He seemed to relax ever so slightly, though still visibly tensed as he took cautious steps forward. >
What is it theen?
Buddies?
< His guard practically completely dropped at the mention of it being a friend, darting over to peak and see the red skin of one of his… boys? He didn’t even remember summoning em!! >
< It only took a moment for c00lkidd to grab it by the ankle and drag it out roughly, leaving it on the floor as it seemed to be just.. incapable of getting up, but was clearly trying to walk, or do quite literally anything. >
Huh. I d0n’t remember this 0ne being there!…
¡ can you imagine when coolkid summons minions and sometimes they just. Fall over and dont get back up
| THTAS SO SAD NOO 'you know the deal!!' and they just crumple to the floor mid-game
Doesn't seem like it remembers being there either...
// He murmured, placing his hands on his hips and just looking down at the poor minion.
So do they... just do that sometimes?
Yeah!! S0metimes their f00t gets caught 0n s0mething when crawling 0ut 0f the gr0und 0r whatever… H0ld 0n, maybe—
< He reached down, picking up the minion with ease to prop it on its feet, where it seemed to freeze for a moment before just starting to walk around, bumping into things and redirecting itself every now and then like a roomba. >
G00d as new!! 0h, maybe d0nt let it bump int0 y0u Mr. R00k!!
// He kind of shimmy-ed into a corner, staring at the thing before nodding.
I'm guessing I don't want to figure out what it does...
are they truly that light for you to just pick them up like that?
< He opened his mouth to answer almost immediately but paused, considering something as he looked at Rook. He sized him up for a moment, before settling on a response. >
They miiight be as heavy as y0u? I dunn0, I’d have t0 c0mpare them t0 s0mething!!
I mean, you could try but I don't think its gonna go very far.
// He said with a chuckle, before lifting his arms slightly to give the kid room.
< He absolutely takes that as a challenge dashing forward to lift him up with ease, almost like picking up a loaf of bread as he held him high over his (short) shoulders in triumph. >
Easy peazy!!!
¡ what if like..the minion just so happened to start approaching their direction at this exact moment
| WAIT. COOLKID COOLKIDD PUT ME DOWN- COO-
// He just kinda froze, eyes wide as his body went as stiff as a board, not sure what to say or do before just mumbling
Holyshit you are strong.
¡ the impending flames are here for you!
< He giggled, bouncing up and down slightly before running around the room a few times, laughing. >
0f c0urse I am!! I always made sure t0 drink my milk!!
< He looked up at him to talk, tail wagging as a he didn’t acknowledge a certain pizza minion’s path they’d unknowingly stopped directly in. >
// He squirmed for a moment over coolkidd just kinda RUNNING around with the full-grown man carried in his hands, chuckling for a moment before spotting the minion coming directly for the two
Hey, kid uh, maybe move out of the way.
< He whipped his head around towards the minion, giggling as he just kinda dropped Rook, waving to the minion happily with both arms as it continued to walk towards them. >
Heey!! I’m glad y0ure walking again!!
// He landed on his feet, stumbling slightly before moving out of the way, looking at the minion and saying, his eyes panning back and forth between the two
do... do the minions come after you as well?
N0 way!! They kn0w they’d get DEM0TED if they did…
< He glared at the minion as he said ‘demoted,’ watching it almost shrink back as it stopped moving. >
They’re harmless! I d0nt kn0w why y0u’d need t0 even av0id em… unless y0u w0rk at the pizza place!! I tell them t0 scare pe0ple 0ff bef0re b0rr0wing me f00d!!
