My main OC is not Bubbles, okay? And just cause he likes to **** big cats and little bunnies-

Bubbles defends himself, "Yeah, so what?"

"Rudolph was a ****ing pussy, anyone who has a nose like that got their ass beat by the bigger fawn. And I'm not a reindeer."

"Okay, oversized dog looking ass. You wanna ****ing go?"

"Unfortunately, I don't have a gun, so I'll just pummel you."

He took a stance, similar to a professional boxer.

He was idly strafing from side to side.

"I'm waiting for the effect of my strafing to do its work."

"Guess he really was a chicken." He stopped strafing.

He rolled over, then hopped back up on his feet, "You're pretty fast."

He went back to strafing.

Suddenly, he vanished, strafing to the side, "This is the redirection kata."

"This is the most basic technique." He stopped, a lit cigarette was in his mouth, "Check your hand."

"Just kidding, this is from my own stash." He was suddenly in front on him, and he grabbed his big ass nose, "Got your nose."

"Good thing they grow back." He broke his nose with his other hoof, "Takes a damn long time, though."

"6 months, guess I just won't use that hand."