R.I.P daisyasdf

lol xD *no but srsly rip*

Swallowed a spider You're too relaxed. Cruising through life. Short sentences. Guess what? Relax too much and a lonely black widow might just cosy up inside your open and relaxed mouth. At least it's a peaceful death.

Death by rice You're a lazy person and look to take shortcuts when you can. Sometimes laziness pays off, and that rewards your slothful lifestyle. Well one time, it's not going to work out. Eating old rice instead of new rice... bad idea. Rice is one of the leading causes of food poisoning worldwide. You would know that if you read a book. RIP lazy. ._.

death by poop is all ill say eww disguisting and totally not true, im to lazy to be busy.I should have died by a spooder.

POOP EXPLOSION! Rush, rush, rush! You're big city, and just don't have enough time in the day. You can't even find enough time to poop once a day. This will be the death of you.... a month's worth of backed up poop will explode ending your busy life.

Falling Piano You're always looking out for what's going to happen next. You're the kind of person who likes to know what you're getting for Christmas before Christmas. Well, Santa doesn't roll with that. You will be squashed by a falling piano because you will look up instead of running.