>:( *BITES VERY HARD AND SNATCHES*

>:(((( I'M TELLING MAMA

Im ur aunt whats wrong hun?

BM ATE MY PLADOUGH >:(((((((

Hmm wanna go shopping? Maybe u will find a prettier one! :)

Hmm what if i buy playdough for both?

*BECOMES HELICOPTER*

HELICIPTER HELUCOPTER

you've eaten crayons, markers, and now play-dough...... you shoved a fork in a outlet.... you rely on candy to sustain your ever-lasting hunger

but dying is scarier!

*picks you up*

-poofs in the hospital w/ you-

*talking to the attendant* the little thing keeps eating things he shouldn't he needs help mentally and physically nurse: ok ma'am just sit down and i'll get a doctor

0n0 *puts a pillow in your face so you scream in that*

*takes the pillow off ur face* are you done screaming....

good cause it's time *gets up and walks with the doctor into a room and sets you down* no saying you need to go to the bathroom then using a window to escape :)

doctor: so what did this kid eat?

and markers and crayons.....

doctor: ok so..... you said you ate playdough.... then i'd watch for vomiting and constipation. with the markers.... it's not a common poison concern, but symptoms could be stained skin or tongue, and it's unlikely but, a mildly upset stomach. for the crayons... it's just wax so it's not seen as a medical hazard in most cases but a crayon can be a choking hazard like most small toys

doctor: 🤨 no it will not be necessary sense you ate not as toxic things but i'd defiantly recommend you stay away from tide pods

doctor: because a tide pod might result in mild stomach upset, but with highly concentrated detergent pods the ingestion can cause excessive vomiting, lethargy, and gasping, and in some reported cases, victims stopped breathing and required ventilation support.

doctor and me: but they're not!

:nom nom nom:

You Can't Eat That

Thats Not Food