“ for a starter, I’m not THAT cute... and I’m covered in bandages because I was a Pharoah in my past life, and was mummified. But I guess this place is the afterlife? “

“ Uh— Sure? “

He flinched at the sudden interaction, his body feeling scratchy, like sand paper. “ Oh, uh- bye..? “

“ Buried in my tomb. Or I might have moved it in— wAIT a minute “

“ I play with my cat, and what the hell is a ted? “ I think your forgetting he’s an ancient egyptian