1. Be standing ANYWHERE, literally (I made friends with a guy at a gamestop counter) 2. Like Pokemon. 3. Listen to me when I'm being stupid 4. Love hugs and being picked up. (,,._.) 5. Like fat people. (Me, me, and me, etc. etc.) 6. Be fine with eating with me in public. (I eat like a werewolf on cocaine) 7. Help me when I can't get up. (it has happened before)

8. Like gigantic hoodies 9. Come to at least ONE of my birthday parties. ---------!!IMPORTANT!!--------- 10. Must like weird gifts. (like a big teddybear, a huge stack of pancakes, and a mini Pokemon plushie)

yes