1. DO NOT insult someones soccer team unless you want to be burnt alive in front if half the nation 2. DO NOT say that 'ice skating is so lame.' It isn't. There are so many sports involving ice skates that yoh coukd play, as well as just kearnjng it for fun.

3. If you go to a soccer game with a dutch team playing, don't be surprised to see a sea of orange. We all get orange fever, it's normal. Don't panic. 4.(Just a plain dutch rule) If you even dare say something mildly insulting, we will take it as a insult and then beat the living shit out if you.