Just think about it One self entitled mage with a huge ass chin vs Park Mage: Aye your hoe is mine now Park: ***** no Mage: ***** yea Imma manipulate her into thinking you're just being a dickhead but instead you're trying to save her from me Park: Oh no Mage: Now I'll drain her energy to keep myself pretty because without that I'll look like a hairy smelly asshole Park: I step in before you can finish your malign plan Mage: Oh no Ally: Mage why did u do that Mage: *Insert sad backstory* But then I found u, Ally, and ur beauty just made me feel alive again- Ally: *insert slaps Mage* Ur a cunt Mage: Ow I will return and I'll eat ur asses >:c *poofs away* Ally: Yo I'm sorry Parkaboi I will be more careful next time Park: *Insert tsundere bad boy attitude here* Park and Ally: Yay.

There's so much jelly you can take it and smear it all over your bread N' take a good ol' bite *Nom* Tastes like s e x u a l t e n s i o n