oh, my suit comes with retractable claws. HOW NICE.

yep they're better than surgery tools

NOW -shing- -slides away from being under swift- LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED HAHAHAHAHA

ah very nice u wanna play hide and seek

-teleports to her again-

-thinks- hmmmm.... she doesn't want to help, but she doesn't realize that NOBODY LIKES THE FACT THAT SHE'S IN HEAT. "okay, so you want everyone to hate you because of the fact that you're in heat. okay, little one, go ahead. you'll have to go on and be hated and have to deal with it all by yourself. there are two ways to fix you: have a kid or get neutered. by the way, having a kid only works for a few months, I think.

EW NO -kicks swift off and teleports to a roof-

ehehe I have a plan oH SwIfTy oVeR HeRe come and pounce on me :D

-steps to a side and lets her fall off the roof-

ehehehe

-runs away-

uh... -looks over- um.... -feels guilty-

-sees what happened- -he helps swift get up- hey, you ok?

"wait, wh-"

-grabs swift by the neck-

-holds her up-

not until you apologize for what you did, ya jerk.

helping yourself? oh, when I said have a kid I DIDN'T MEAN CHOSING RANDOM PEOPLE!

besides, I'M STRAIGHT!

Fuzz: hey swift how's it goi- WAIT, NO DON'T POUNCE ON ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuzz: *wraps swift in a prickly buttercup vine and runs away*

Fuzz: you're dealing with plant powers. wait, you can teleport to me NOOOOOOO

-uses flower petals to take him and lift him to the sky- me: oh wow that's a beautiful view... WAIT, OH NO YOU HEARD ME-

Fuzz: -smirks- haha so long sukas -makes the vine dissapear- have fun with that snowkitty :D

me: FUZZ HOW DARE UUUUU Fuzz: payback for giving me a sad backstory :D

holds swift up by her neck again but with the power of the force-

SP: -walks into the scene- uhhhhh nope -attempts to walk away-

me: gets tired and teleports away and leaving SP there to deal with her-

SP: uhhhh yeahhh I'm married.

SP: KINDORRRRR HELPPPP

Kindor: REEEEEEEEEE!!! *he yeets Swift and holds SP close lol*

SP: ty hun ;w;

SP: -does a loud sound combining a cat yeowling and the yowl of a cougar and the roar of a lion almost breaking swift's eardrums-

SP: -nuzzles face in Kindor's neck fur-

Kindor roared at Swift and his body grew as Quindari took over, he snarled and narrowed his eyes, holding SP*

SP: did a tiny hiss that was the sound of a baby in comparison to Kindor's roar-

me: -head pops up from a bush- -throws neuter pill straight into swifts mouth as it immediately went down her throat-

SP: ?

SP: Kitty, why did you do that? me: because swift is in heat. did u even know that?

Kindor wrapped his tail around her and nuzzled her* Kindor: SP baby, are you okay?..

*puts acid in a water gun and shoots her*pew pew pew pee

Ok Swift you need to like- calm down.

*swipess away le grey beans*DISTANCE PPL THERE IS A VIRUSSSS

EEK!

Don't touch me ;-;

*blushes then growls and teleports back to you*

Wait what-

Prob lock her in a room with no one else inside there?

Uhm-

Hit her on the head??

Uhhh, smack her

yell at her to stop?????

wrap her in a prickly vine and run away

Punch her????-

Why Alr then idk

-gets a vine thingy- -wraps it around swift- -runs-

Only if you calm down

-Sigh- Then you're staying there

Heat pills 🔪 *Grabs pills outta nowhere* 🔪

*Give pills* You are welcome. If that dont work- Threaten her *Gives 🔪*

*Kicks off* 3:< Back DEMON

I- Off- *grabs water bottle* >:^ *Sprays*

Im calling CPS 😭😭- OR THE FBI

*Picks up and yeets* 😭 *Calls Fbi* Hello.. I have been harassed 😭😭😭

Grey- Help me now or perish 🔪🔪

Why not 🔪 *Bites swift* 🔪 Stop

HAHA-

*smacks with cross* BEGONE I SAY

*s c r e m*

i h a v e b e e n c a p t u r e d

aAaAaAaHHhhHhhhh *is smol and sacred*

*bites arm and runs* aaaaAaAaAAAAhhhhHHHHhHhh

heheheh

Like- mentally

You guess?! Well, I say lock 'em in a room with, like, nothing.

Oh ****- Well- uh- just kill her I DON'T KNOW

HOW IS SHE DEAD BUT ALIVE *questions reality*

*panik*

Imma just- *slips away and fvcking R U N S* BAI

Well fvck-

*dies inside*

(me too) *quietly pulls out asexual cross then shoves it in Swift's face* MAY THE POWER OF THE ASEXUAL GODS COMPEL YOU

Well fvck- I was sure that'd work

I'm just gonna die here- alright.

Uh- uh- what's with the drool...?

I- w h y

Okay, know what? *pulls out switchblade* Imma just die now

Oh my gawd thank you. Imma just leave now- go take a shower- ya know- *books it*

Hmmmmm...should I?

Æ

Fine but I'm suing you for this ▪️〰️▪️💧

B e c a u s e

This became a wwyd rq

Imma use this bean

Suffer 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Yea Wait 🐿BOI🐿WHAT🐿THE🐿HELL🐿BOI🐿

Right 💀

Rocky entered the room and looked at Swift, arms crossed, he was a tall man, he sat and watched her looking her over half bored*

i can make a priv anim if you want me to if it'll help her ;w;

ok

help SP is getting attacked by swift look at the very top wwyd thing

-also grabs i gigantic sword- :>

-teleports to swift- come here :>

-throws very spicy pepper sauce in one of swifts eye-

-throws sword-