I'll make you happy then; stand by as I look up jokes :D

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. (no pun intended)

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump.

If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're usually 90 degrees.

Does being sad make you happy?