h-hey i-i know im s-such a baka heh... PLSS

why does it burn when i pee ??

Cocks and balls youtooz

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. If I die, let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Mia please, do us all a favor, and kill yourself. *Says aestheticly*

OWW MY EARS BURN

Don't forget! Elon Musk used to have a edating phase! :3 (In a high pitch/fem voice or smth)

zombie is sooo hot 😻❣

WELCOME TO THE CU-

Well hello there you little- Man I am here to help with anything that needs done and if I need anything let us now or tomorrow or any time tomorrow I can always come and help with the yard if that’s easier to you or you could come by tomorrow or Saturday or whatever is best for me to help you get everything done. I just let my keyboard type all the tbh 🥲

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt.