I saved myself nobody else saved me >:(

Wha

(K)

Florida b inside drinking bud light and red bull at the same times

'yO!' Chugs a red light

(Just realized i typed red light instead of red bull or bud light wheeze)

Insert turning on the t e l e v i s i o n

'Oh my god what is this-' it is chil pron conncted 2 teevee

'WHERES THE ****ING REMOTE IM CHANGGING THE CHANNEL'

Scrabbling for the remote which had sadly fallen in the sides of the couch. And then he finds said rempte and switches it to idk cartoon network or something

Eyes narrow very animeishly. 'Alabama.' Suddenly the sky got dark and lighting s t r u c k and wind blew Very animeishly of course

'Nothing... appropriate. Just watch whatevers on here im finna beat Alabamas ass for that' But then he realizes Alabama isnt home 'Thatlittle****wr-'

'You good?' He seemed concerned because hes a gppd big brother UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWWUUWWUUWUWUWUWU

Switches to f e m a l e t h o t m o d e 'How about i get you some orange juice, will that help?'

Cutely makes f r o s h s q u e z e d o r a n g j o o s e

Brings out said orange juice. 'Here. Sorry it took so long i had to find the sugar.'

Offense 'YoU wHaT-'

'Whaddya want, peach juice or something?!?!?!?!?1?+??2&#^×&'

'I mean i guess.'

'Sure.' Annoyed florida woman sounds Makes and gibes

'Welcome.' Turns teeeeveeveeeeeeeee on to whatever chanell georgia wants

Insert the thot going to make key lime pie in the kitchen

(Tj max) Insert good smell from kitchenlololol

'Key lime pie. Its good, and if you spit it out like the orange juice ill hurt yo- i mean its really good!' (But what about the male florida? 🤔)

'As i said its good.' Continues baking