Link: Every Christmas I'm a very good boy, I put out Milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy. But Santa never bring the right toy. I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy. But if you've ever seen the Santa Claus' You should Know. You'll become Santa if you put on Santa's Coat. You can kill him leave him dead up in the snow. The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro! And so.. This Christmas gon' to be special to me... I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key. I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him please. Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree! I wanna be Santa Claus.. So I'm gonna Kill Santa Claus! When I hear those reindeer paws, I'm gonna break the Law! This Christmas don't gonna wish list. I gotta Hit list (Wtf have i done-) youtube.com/watch?v=eSFhd-CGIWU

Link (Continuation bc I am bored-): And At the top of it is old Saint Nicolas, Nothing against him.. Its just Business. I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas! I maid a list and checked it Twice! For all the ****s I give about ending Santa's life! And I found none. I'll travel at the speed of light. If I'm Santa now does that mean I sleep with Santa's wife?.. Cause I'm down son! Fire in my fire place. Not talking about his flying ship when I say imma slay! He gon' die son. Imma wake up chirtmas day, with l the dopest Presents that i forced the elves to make. They're my prisoners.

He- What toys do you think?!?

Damn- then i won't tell you.

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