"please don't simp for my dad-" "Why am I gay?… Or lesbian" Walked up to my girlfriend who straight up slapped me when I went to hug her, and we both started laughing out asses off. Drunkenly talking to a dog and giggling while feeding her as well, she's a good dog haha. drunken confusion while my girlfriend is being *****y and ranting about how exhausted she is. That's all that came to me at the moment, I know there's more though.

Our*

OH AND "what's wrong with drawing a cock?..." "A cock is a male rooster... Wait a rooster is a male chicken..."

I love out of context drunken things I say.

"I KNOW WHAT I CAN DO NOW! I can draw smut hehehehhehehhheee"