marlo: >:| i will

Marlo: please don't

Marlo: >:\

oml hes gonna do it and then im gonna kms😍

stay sad im dying😍

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Marlo: AAA

Marlo: WTF???

Marlo:...i'm gonna avada kadaver myself ((avada kadaver is the death spell from harry potter btw))

Marlo:....aa! don't make me get jax! he's the only person in this relation ship who will punch

Marlo: do you not like him?

Marlo: oh yeah it's kinda strange seeing a man like that scared

Marlo: avtually *he summons jax* Jax:......im never gonna get used to that *flabber gasted* ... OH HEY PERE

Jax: It been good!! someone did flip my lid though,, but they aren't gonna do it again hehe!! :D Marlo:...your so strange

Jax:...so whats up with you how you've been??

Jax: good! Marlo: i haven't slept in 4 days

Marlo:....uh uh uhm shit fvck uh what was i gonna say?....uh...oh yeah i know whats wrong with me don't worry Jax: he has bad insomnia

Marlo:...it does! Jax:...yeah.. honestly at this point he doesn't even try to sleep

Marlo: ah hell yeah! let's go! Jax: aagh why would you tell him that?? you're giving him ideas

Marlo:...heart attacks can't be more painful that a stick through the head right? Jax:...depends i guess

Marlo: don't worry! that happened to me as a kid i'm not doing that again jax:...oh yeah! thats a weird thing to go through a frigging stick haha

Marlo: that's why i hate brothers! Jax: THATS NOT A NORMAL THING FOR BROTHERS

Marlo: what do you mean reyin did that all the time Jax: THATS BECAUSE HES A PSYCHOPATH

Marlo: no he isn't! he just liked to almost murder me several times Jax: now that i think about it your a sociopath Marlo:...what? Jax: i mean think about it! you really are!

Jax: i've seen somethings you've done and then felt no guilt after Marlo:...uh shit...you have

Marlo:...well..no you haven't Jax: the whole "witch and the wardrobe" accident.. Marlo: shit ok you have ah shit damn

Jax: so basically- Marlo: NO!! i'll explain because of mind frames sir... so basically there was this person who treated me horribly when we were young but i can't kill kids so i waited for both of us to grow up and i dressed in all black he could see nothing of who i was and i scared him a whole bunch...and then...when he finally freaked out and tried to kill me or hurt me or whatever i grabbed him by the shirt and kind of...stabbed him in the face

Marlo: it's okay! honestly if you want i can go into detail and- Jax: NOO WHY WHHY WHAT??

Marlo: HONESTLY THERE WAS- Jax: *grabs marlos mouth* o my lord marlo why??

Jax: pere no your making it worse Marlo: *licks his hand* Jax: AA!! marlo why????

Marlo: hehe *he still had his tongue half out* Jax: o my goodness what in the world Marlo: kekekeke *dying laughing*

Marlo: EEH ur funny jax jax: you licked my hand

Jax: my hand has ur saliva on it Marlo: hehe salivating

Jax: no! Marlo:....i want a lizard named barthalomewl mayonaise Jax: honey we can't take care of a lizard rn

Marlo:....why can't we have a lizard!?

Jax: he wants a bearded dragon Marlo: reptilian creatures are amazing

Marlo: like dragons themselves! Jax: marlo please dont get a dragon

Marlo: i have a dragon named xavier

Marlo:....no..he's sick because.....of something! Jax: ???