*insert being in the dungeon, probably practicing some magoc my dude*

(Probably traumatizing a player or Eye Of Cthulu.) *he put down all the magic books and then sat down in a dungeon chair And screamed his ****ing head off*

*glares at them* leave me the **** alone, or get someone else in here. Someone who WONT tease me about my size.

Spazmatism, Retinizar, i swear i will GUT you tonight IN YOUR SLEEP.

I- ugh. You two are INSUFFERABLE.

... *he just sat silently* Bring the player in here.

Kill me now. Im not even gonna fight just KILL ME.

Im done with your shit. Im done with EVERYONE.

:Dryad would suddenly appear: Hi guys.

*insert head slowly cracking* what the ****

Oh-

Get out. You have not just seen what happens when we are not beating the player up.

Uhm..

Just get the **** out, or im gonna have to kill you. I dont like killing npcs.

Gee, alright. Calm the dicks down