he still dosent know his abcs ;'(((((((

wait do u mean bowser-

its ok lmao- bowser;ring ring motha****a

bowser;im kinda busy kidnaping the princess and idk what to do with junior so babysit him *****-

bowser; o h o k i will just do ur job then- but k uh kamek is dropping him off when u hear ur door know thats kamek- k bye *call ends verr fast*

(shit i thought they were in a house lmao lets just pretend they are aaa) kamek;*ringzzz) ****ing open the door i dont wanna hold this brat anymore-

kamek; WH- just take this kid my spaghetti is gonna burn down my house- *gives bowser jr to him* K BYEE *boom magic dissapears*

bowser jr; well hI there person that totally dosent look like a fricking weirdo-

bowser jr; id sure love to put his house on fire so sure-

bowser jr; i still wanna burn it down tho-

bowser jr;finee *after some time* open the dwoor u green wall guy

bowser jr; WHOOPS WE ALREADY GOT IN- *gets down from skullkids sholders and starts putting sticknotes that say vines all over the walls* kamek;*magiclly appears and throws a bowl of spaghetti on the groud* HAVE THIS K NOW BYE *whoosh*

(MK) bowser jr; s t i l l c h i l l *continue doing the vine thing* *the koopalings casually break threw the roof* iggy; u h jr who are these people bowser jr;i dont even know- iggy;mk, were just here because kamek threw a spaghetti bomb and thats why the clown car is in red sauce- he destroyed the whole castle tbh

bowser jr; *on the celling smh dont ask* mate zelda is getting kidnapped-

bowser jr; my dad did tell me hes gonna kidnap her along with peach- sooooooooo yeah- wendy; *gets out of the clown car and sits on the couch* oh yeaaa time to post something on instargrammm iggy;*casually reads a book* lemmy; *bounces on his ball thing* roy and morton; uh were kinda too fat to get out ludwig please help- ludwig;pussies,ur too fat! *insert getting out of clown car* larry;MM *eats his bag of cheetos*

bowser jr; pfft what a baby- wendy; read our names on the rp,retard literally everyone else; ye ah (OO WHAT A FOURTH WALL BREAK-)

wendy; aw come onnn i was live streaming on instegram somehow asshole!

wendy;WELL I HAD TO FOR THE DAMN COMIC RETARD

wendy;hhhhh.......... bowser jr; can we set the kitchen on fire now..?

bowser jr;well u guys are just boring- bowser;*kicks door and somehow knows the adress* hey dude i wanted to say there a hole in the roo- (roof) oh o h o oh ohho o hoo oh oho h hohho i i just im just here to take the kids- s o u h y e also *looks at skullkid* when i kidnapped zelda i didnt really know what to do so i just hided her into a cave- bowser jr; waitt one last thing *goes in the kitchen and starts a big fire* have fun baiiiiii ;')))))))))

bowser; o k f in e- (so wanna do this in like chapters and the next chapter he would come with bowser n do stuff while the links would try to find zelda- i think that would be pretty cool-)

(kk u gonna be on tommorow lmao?)

(mk wanna do it tommorow then im kinda busy watching sml videos rn lmao and im also like really bored)