I'm the best mother ever

GOD DAMN YOU UGLY ASS MONKEY OOH OOH AH AH I ****ING LOVE BANNANAS BRO LET ME PICK THE TICKS OFF YOUR HAIR DAWG EAT YOUR ****ING COCONUTS DAWG CLIMB THE ****ING PALM TREES I BET YOU HAVE A TURTLE TATTOOO ALL YOU DO IS FROLIC IN THE SAND AND DRINK THE DIRTY SALT WATER I BET YOUR FAVORITE MOVE IS MOANA SHIT YOU HAWAIIAN OR SOME SHIT I CANT ****ING TELL ALL YOU PACIFIC ISLANDERS EAT PINEAPPLES MAORI DAMN YOU PRIMAL YOU STILL FISH WITH A SPEAR GOD DAMNNNN I BET PEOPLE GET CONFUSED WHETHER OR NOT YOUR HAWAIIAN OR MAORI

I have eaten much weed