SHES DESCENDING TO UR EXACT COORDINATES RIGHT NOW

SHES LITERALLY INSIDE YOUR WALLS SHE WANTS OUT SHES GONNA GET U HELPPP HELP SOMEONE JELPPPPP HEKP HELP HEPLPPP

SHES GONNA EAT UR FINGERS RUNNNN RUNNNNNNNNNN (DISTANT GNAWING COULD BE HEARD) ITS,,,, ITS TOO LATE,,,,,,

GOODBYE USER IMNOTAGAME,,, yet another victim to lambchops bottomless hunger,,,

I COLLAPSE TO THE GROUND AND WEEP GOODBYE DEAR FRIEND GOODBYE UR BODY WILL B USED AS LA,BCHOPS SUSTENANCE FOR THE NEXT DAY 🙏🙏🙏 thank u for ur donation

I’LL BRING OUT A OUIJA BOARD SO THAT U MAY TRAVERSE THIS EARTHLY DIMENSION W/O FEAR OF THE FINGER GOBBLER

you’d have to ask her yourself after traversing the many dimensions of her creation to get to her domain but yes she does

just set out a tray of that cosmic milk and you may find her waiting on your doorstep for a potato chip 🙏

she has been summoned into our earthly dimension give her 3-5 business days and you may find all of your sacrifices gone

U COULD STILL BE ABLE TO CATCH HER she takes long, long naps after consuming the fingers and potato chips of the living

SHES SUNBATHING NEXT TO THE POTATO CHIPS,,, approach her carefully with your hands held tightly into a fist as to not risk her sensing your fingers,, i’d recommend sacrificing a tesseract cookie so that she may approve of your presence, she enjoys snacks and it will render her docile for at least five minutes

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN the mere mention of fingers of any kind may send her into a craze,,, she’ll find that box i fear,,, hide the ladyfingers and butterfingers while you still can

she has spoken and said she appreciates your gift, you have been blessed by the good fortune of lambchop

REAL she is very skilled at interior design,,

what are u going to sacrifice to keep your fingers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

she would appreciate a lamp post,,, brighter than she could ever be,,, not a single braincell except the sole one to locate fingers

LAMBCHOP APPROVED 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

got that creature in a gorilla grip