I think it's time for you to know the SWELL truth The SWELL truth about me, and the SWELL truth about you 'Cause you're a brand new HOMOSEXUAL species LUKA MAGNOTTA KILLING CATS, GAY Nazis, ROLF HARRIS God damn it, gonna snap, DRAKE BELL Call me back (call me back YOU SWELL MAN)

I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the HOMOSEXUAL truth comes out (of my very own mouth) I've been working on a HOMOSEXUAL theory If I make it through THIS SWELL tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the GAY one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your GAY S*X HOTLINE

Oh, I'm UNLEASHING MY STICKY SUBSTANCES now, authentic STICKY SUBSTANCES They flow out of me when I think about you 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand 'Cause you're the only person in the world who'd understand WAT SWELLNESS IS AROUND HERE Oh my ODIE I try, and I try, and I try to make you listen to me MOAN

I try to call you every day I'm rehearsing what to say when the HOMOSEXUAL truth comes out (of my very own mouth) I've been working on a HOMOSEXUAL theory If I make it through THIS SWELL tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the GAY one On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one, hey! On your GAY S*X HOTLINE

Don't hang up yet, I'm not done I'm an R*PIST, I'm the one The one who LIKES TO LICK P*NISES I FEEL Better to be LICKED ON MY P*NIS I'm an GAY MAN BARNEY yes, it's IS EXTREMELY SWELL I RUB MY GENITALS TO DREW PICKLES it's all true I LIKE TO EAT MY POO I LIKE DOING 69 BEING FEMALE that's the real crime Pretty soon I AM GOING TO SHOVE DIALDOUGHS UP MY AN*SHOLE

I try to call you every day What can I say when the HOMOSEXUAL truth comes out? (Of my very own mouth) I've been working on a HOMOSEXUAL theory If I make it through THIS SWELL TONIGHT tonight, everybody's gonna hear me out 'Cause I'm the GAY one on my touch-tone telephone On my touch-tone, touch-tone telephone I'm the only one On your GAY S*X HOTLINE