he is cute and, wait for it, when you kick him or hurt him then he takes it as far as killing you.

oh and he is a bit fussy about his food, he will only seem to eat things with cheese, oh and he is 100% like me! buy a cubic chao today! cost $99.999 batteries not needed!

Okay- “Got a backstabbing friend?? Well, we’re not allowed to sell items that kill people So just give them a churro. Specifically this ‘totally-not-laced-with-cyanide-offbrand-(company name) Churro!!’ Kevin. Can you get over here please :) We’d like to demonstrate” And then a strangulation blanket A robot teddy bear that explodes