Oh shit scp

Roses are red Quiet as a mouse I unlocked your door And now I'm in your house

Roses are red violets are blue I came in your house and I'm coming to kill you.

Where'd you get the pole from, the club??

Roses are roses Violets are violets Im sleeping in that house And now im sleeping worse

I have a pole too get n00b

wOw

H a a a a a a a h

*breaks down the door* hIyA cHiLDDDDdddD

Hi Daughter

Hi dad

Hi son

Hi grandpa

Hi grandma

Omge, if you guys are both my children wHoS fAThErRrrR

OMG GRANDBABIES

YeS

Lmao

Wait what

iM tAkI aNd yOuRe nOw mY cHiLdReN aGaInsT yOur wiLL

Now get in the van

Oh nOooNooi

*screams sadly* noOOoOOooOo i domt wamna be Plague Foodies

K

No u

U no

*epically throws you into the van* T o O BA D

I said no u *****

Oh

Wowee

But im pretty smexy

o k a y

Ok then you can get in da van

Kay

Everyone in the van n o w

Ok

Yes you're all in my van Jk it's not my van sksksk

it's s t o l e n

NoO

*hands everyone a cookie* these are vegan cookies with almond milk no worries uwu

Oh

yYHhahahahAHHA

Oh wait

But I'm not vegan

Tou

Im not vegan though. I dont eat.

Im not vegan also

Wait what we said that at the same time

I'm not vegan I'm water

Xd

Im a smexy incest hoe

Im not vegan Im just a doctor Yo Taki you have the ****ing Plague niw get your ass over here

Not even acting incest but k

*screams*

:)

ME NO HAB PLAAG

*uses axe to get into the front seat* HEEEEERES ME LMAO

U

HOLY ****RI

*takes glove off* underage kid driving a van, yeah, thats Plague material right there

BLBB

Im the only not normal here

*spicy chip has died*

*epically touches Spicy Chip*

Holy shit did you see the future

You died right before i said t o u c h

Holy poppo

HAHAHAHAH

All right whose next that was fun

Everyone have some incest pills -throws it and them-

*van crashes* oh yeah.

uh

I forgot we were on the road.

Old town road

Fucc

It crashed

I got horses on the back

edontrunmeover

Oh yeah, and i dont take pills.

And we crashed at old town road w h a t t h e h e l l

Horse tack is attached

Horsebaccc gib me snacc

Hat is mighty black

Horses in the back make a yummy yummy snack

Got the bootz das blacc to maask

-horse epically tries to eat you-

eee

Got the boots that are black to match

OH SHIT THESE HORSES HAVE A PLAGUE

Holy cow stop that horse

*touches horse* u b a ded boio

-more horses tries to eat everyone in the van-

(AH SHIT MY LEGGGG)

I GOT HORSES ON THE BACC

Me: STOP YelliNG

(************)

No u

-throws mlp toys- I h a t e h o r s e s

*probably tastes like chocolate*

(SHITTT MY ****ING LEG HURTS)

Wtf

(YOUALRIGH-)

(NO I CRACCED MY LEGGGG)

(WHY DOES YOUR LEG HURT)

-grabs the horses and throws them in the van making the van go upside down-

(OH NVM)

(I CRACCED IT)

(OH)

-healios -SCP-049s leg- there UwU!

Well shit. Now its crowded:(

(No its me irl)

*insert hugging everyone in the van* streeetch

I healioed it

(Wait wtf)

NOO STOP HUGGING ME MY GLOVE IS STILL OFF

BLLBLB

(I cracled my leg :())

TIME TO BURN THE VAN -spills oil everywhere and makes fire-

*Crawls out* oooOOO :(

AHH SHIT IM STILL IN HERE

Cries stop your hurting me

(Y yall making him suffer? He did nothing wrong )

*crawls out* I m a f u c k inn g s n a k e

OoOooOoOoo

*jumps out on fire* help

*Hugs 049 again*

-Haugs too-

Im on fire Please put the fire out

-spills oil on them-

-takes it out-

*drinks the oil

Cries

Wait yay

That just made it worse. Man being immortal sucks.

* A B S O R BS FI R E*

Oh... well then

C r i e s

-crawls out of van then with incredible strenght grabs it and throws it away very far away-

*is water* *does nothing about the fire*

O h s h I t

I'm burning

That was a wierd trip. Its getting dark. :(

ooOoO

(I is burning now you don't care probably)

(Lmao when someone is dying i dont think anyone cares)

A ok let's get home before I turn into ashes ;w;

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Ahh idc rlly)

We cant

We lost the van

What is a home?

And were in a empty desert road

Old town road

What is a home?

*Starts to eat a sign*

Thing where you live in

Wtf

Lemons it's a place where people do there business and live.

Oh Sounds awful

-goes somewhere and sees a sign that says "welcome to alabama"-

*evaporates* Oop

Wait how alabama can be in alabama wtf))

OOOOO!!!!!

Wtf it doesn't sound awful you *****

Whatever))

Oh we just lost our water source. :(

Dammit

Wth Alabama is inside Anerica

(WH-)

*still eating the sign, almost finished with it*

E

(H a h)

OOOO

Yes ik))

And there isnt any water around its a ****ing desert

I guess we can't eat scp-054

Were gonna die

Drink. Get it right.

but scp-054 is water

Come back to us 054 Now

(HOW DO YOU EAT WATER)

*comes back*

Im going to die if I have no ****ing water.

*turns into a hecking van*\

(im honestly hoping that with these kinda accs we dont ship the scps... that would be wierder than ****ing hell)

(Oof idk there is edible water anyway)

(IKR)

There you are.

OOoOo

(Like bruh with thinghuman accs they are shipped like 45 million times

)

(And shipping scps would be weird as hell alright)

-aggresively starves and also gets extremely thirsty-

*signals to get in and opens the door* OOOOOOOOO

(that would be weird tbh, but apparently I'm already shipped)

(Exactly. So lets not. )

(Wait wtf with whom)

Wow Oof I forgot I had 4 water bottles in my pocket I'm a dumbass

Countryhumans are shipped everywhere too tbh))

P o c k e t

*GETTHE****INTHEVANWEAREGOINGTOSTARVE*

(T e l l m e h)

The van is burned and gone

*gets into the van*

(i turned into a van dummy)

(i slimeeeee)

(054 ships with 457 apparently)

(If an scp os shipped that means we have gone into the deepest pits of hell)

(Whomst the **** is that scp)

Oh shit

-gets into van and spills oil everywhere again-

OOO!!!

Alabama just stop

*literally cant burn*

No i wont

*Tokyo drifts home

Alabama you is traitor

(wwww)

I will murder you

(look it up)

(We have been sinned. Scp should not be shipped)

You cant murder me i have incredible power

(HAH WATER AND FIRE HOW IRONIC)

-gets water bottle- I'm gonna give this to each person.

*touch with unglove hand*

(ikr like who ships these kind of creatures)

*Crashes into the house* (w H Y )

-g I v e s-

AHH T H E P L A G U E

*looks at the water bottle* MY GOD, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO DRINK THAT, RIGHT?!

Y e s

(Like i can imagine probably someone thinking "hey lets ship incredibly powerful creatures who dont belong together!")

I'm a hooman

-Falls being unsocious for a moment-

(HAHA)

*presses hand on arm* you will die

(Oh shit if 2 scps are shipped then there is more)

*Turns into blob again and alabama is most likely still inside of them*

Oh noes

(WHY)

Hmmst

Alabama are you ok?

(Because people suck Dick)

-wakes up then flies up and makes a hole in the roof of the van-

(WHY WOULD THEY SHIP THIS STUFF IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE)

(wait alabama was in the van right

Sorry i cant spell))

Yes i was))

(T h e y a r e j u s t b I t c h y e n o u g h t o d o I t)

(Im looking this up. Im too ****ing curious, im more curious than Curioud George)

(swag)

Curious*

(Lmao i looked upl scp ships and a boat appeared)

(Lmao wtf)

Because a boat is a ship

A big boat

(Probably the ppl who made the ships are boats lmafo)

(Someone send me the cringiest ship links because i saw theres a # for it on tumblr. Scp ships.)

( a h a h let's stop.)

(No i wanna see nightmare fuel)

(a boat xddd)

No ships in other way are the big boats))

(No legit i want to give myself nightmares.)

(Oh no nightmare fuel nope)

(Please)

Lets just continue rp))

(F I n e)

(hhh9)

(yay nightmare fuel)

(Yeah but we need to redo the rp its getting outta hand)

(YayayayayayYayyayayayayayayyaay)

(My nightmare fuel is taki y a y)

(Lmao same)

-when flied outta van, falls on ground and stays unsocious with broken back-

(Yes btw someone should make another anim with the rp mabye OwO)

Oh

(I can)

I will do

Oof

Alabama make an scp now >;(

(OK)

No

Whooo scp roleplay))

Oh shit

What ****ing scp should i do i dont even ****ing know anything about scps

Anyone whomst is human will be a guard or a class d

Theres stuff on yt thats informational

Oh ok ;w;

Or you could just be a guard

We need guards

W

I have a pole too

Get n00b

Ans yes i said my real name watcha gonna do about it

O cool

My real name is Liana

Pretty lame right

My real name is trash can

My name is trash

One of my anims say I'm trash.

;w;