*drink milk slowly, spits it out my nose while spitting out my mouth while pouring out my ear while exploding out my eyes* hilarious

the sheer bewilderment this has caught me by has surprised, shocked, scared, traumatized, amazed, excited me all at the same time

it is i think i'm having a stroke

because i'm experiencing so many mixed feelings all at once

at first i was like- "whys they skinny?" but then i realized they were buff and was like "ppfffttt- BAHAH" but i said that out loud and someone came over to me asking why i'm looking at a naked dude