Q&A With Aranix
by:
TheRedSSJKing 
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05.11.2019
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TheRedSSJKing[OP]
05.11.2019 01:41
LinkAranix: Ask me anything.
Brian: why are you hot
Valak: hey I have a face on my hand how come you don’t~!
Valaks sister: what type of pussys you. Like
Ryan: can I **** you
Aranix: 1: I don't know why I'm hot;
2: I think a face on my hand would be a bit inconvenient;
3: No comment;
4: No.
Aqua: do you.... Kill people *whispers in Aranix's ear* if so I can hook you up with maybe like... 200k to kill my enemy
Aranix: I only kill people, angels, demons that work for Gabriel. But I'll make an exception, just this once.
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Aranix: S-Sorry but that's a no-can-do. See, I am a demon, and my weaselly black soul is owned by Satan, Azazel, and Asmodeus; I'm not risking my existence by killing the King of Hell.
Aranix: Oh... Well, I could probably, somehow, convince him to give you back your soul and virginity.
Aranix: Well, don't worry about it, I'll find a way to get your soul back. I'll contact you when I do, I promise.
Aranix: The list is endless, but I did make out with a Virgin Mary statue one time.
Aranix: I am a demon of Lust and Wrath, due to the fact that I was spawned from Asmodeus, and enslaved by Azazel. And no, I was never human, although sometimes I wish I was.
Aranix: My dad has two goat heads and one human head... He still gets laid somehow.
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