VABSBANABANABAJSBSJWH I gave you way too good of an opportunity to say that

It really is. Honestly on your tombstone I’ll put flowers one day and then this shows up suddenly engraved “That’s kinda gay”- OiYamero 2882928392282-10281282828282828182

Who knows? but if I do outlive you I’m gonna steal your money, go on a shopping spree, and then die peacefully or something

Thats a good question. I’d either die on the spot because how powerful it is or maybe just have an extra amazing shopping spree powered by the 5 gum.

True, maybe I’d just die right then and there. (Also oh boy do I know that is only one of the so many prince Phillip memes and literally before he died there were so many memes of him like this UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DIED RIGHT AFTER EVERYBODY MADE THOSE MEMES to be fair those memes were 10/10 tho)

Hmm maybe But also I may just be powerful enough for the 5 gum energy

Well then I’ll probably just die. Buuuut what if I don’t eat the 5 gum?

How does me dying from eating 5 gum end up going to me being torn apart burned and shot

For some reason the first thing I heard in my head was “Dumb ways to diee So many dumb ways to dieee”

Oh wow I haven’t even played that game in years I should reinstall it one day