Koi: What’s up guys? I’m back. Morro: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Koi: Death is a social construct.

Koi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Morro: You and me!!! Koi, tearing up: Okay.

WBABHSBANANANW Koi: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Morro: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Koi: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Koi: You kill people for money?! Morro: I can explain! Koi: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump! THEY USED MY SECOND FAVORITE WORD

Koi, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Morro, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Gamer Man is the third character Koi: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Morro: Koi no. Gamer Man: Mistlefoe. Morro: Please stop encouraging them.

Koi: Morro and I don’t use pet names. Gamer Man: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Koi: Honey? Morro: Yes, dear? Koi: Gamer Man: Don't ever lie to my face again.

Koi: Hey Morro, Morro: Yes? Koi: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Morro: Morro: Where’s Gamer Man?

HEEEEELLPPPP Koi, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Morro, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids Gamer Man: what the **** are you guys doing? Koi: playing systemic oppression

WARNING THIS ONE IS. UHHH WELL YOULL SEE I GUESS??? Koi: Is having a ***** fun? Morro: It has its ups and downs. Gamer Man: Sometimes it’s a little hard. Hampter: It’s a pain in the ass. Idiot: Oh, Jesus, ****, guys, come on.

THis sums me up Koi: Bye Morro! Bye Gamer Man! Bye Hampter! Bye Idiot! Bye Morro! Gamer Man: You said ‘bye Morro’ twice. Koi: I like Morro.

Koi: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right Morro: Looking right because you left Gamer Man: Looking up cause you let me down Hampter: Looking down cause you ****ed up Idiot: What is wrong with you guys

Koi: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Morro: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Idiot: Socks are Feetie Heaties Hampter: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Morro: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Idiot: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Hampter: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Gamer Man, annoyed: You are disappointments

My mind basically Koi: Morro... How do I begin to explain Morro? Gamer Man: Morro is flawless. Hampter: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000. Idiot: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan. Foot: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Koi: Croissants: dropped Morro: Road: works ahead Gamer Man: BBQ sauce: on my titties Hampter: Shavacado: fre Idiot: Miss Keisha: ****in dead Foot: Foot, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Koi: We need to distract these guys Morro: Leave it to me Morro: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Gamer Man, Hampter, and Idiot: *Immediately begin arguing* Foot, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

*The squad is over at Koi's house* Morro: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Koi: ... N-No... Koi, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Morro, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Gamer Man: I see a- Koi, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Morro: Oh, well I- Koi: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Koi, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Hampter: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Idiot: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Koi: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Koi: I am someone who owns four ovens... Koi, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Koi: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Foot, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Koi: Morro: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Koi: Koi, ****ing ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Koi: *Gets down on one knee* Morro: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Koi: *Falls over* Morro: The poison is kicking in.

Koi: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Morro: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Koi, desperately, as Morro bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Morro: Oh! B positive. Koi: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Morro:

Koi: Okay, truth or dare? Morro: Truth Koi: How many hours have you slept this week? Morro: Morro: ...Dare Koi: Go to bed. Morro: I don’t like this game.

Koi: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Morro: Morro: Koi, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Koi: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Koi: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Morro: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Koi: Absolutely not.

Koi: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Morro: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Koi: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Koi: A theif. Morro: Thief? Koi: Theif. Morro: I before E, except after C. Koi: Thceif. Koi: No.

Koi: So are we flirting right now? Morro: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Koi: That doesn’t answer my question

Koi: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you Morro: 10 times 0 is still 0 though Koi: Jokes on you, I can't do math

Koi: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Morro: Only if you also don't ask why Morro: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Koi: Morro: Koi: This one is fine

Koi: How's the sexiest person here~? Morro: I don't know, how are they~? Koi, flustered: I- Lloyd, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Koi: Don't worry, I got a plan. Morro: Alright. Koi: TraitorSayWhat? Lloyd: Excuse me? Koi: What? Morro: Koi: Koi: No wait-

Koi, driving Morro and Lloyd: So how was your day? Morro: We almost got surprise adopted! Koi: What? Lloyd: We almost got kidnapped. Koi: Oh, okay. Koi: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Koi: Morro, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Morro: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Koi: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Lloyd.

Koi: We need to get through this locked door. Morro, give me your credit card. Morro: Here. Koi, pocketing it: Thanks. Lloyd, kick down the door.

Koi: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Morro: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Koi: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Lloyd: edible

Koi: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Morro: If? Lloyd: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

Store Worker: Would a Mx. Koi please come to the front desk? Koi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Morro and Lloyd Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Morro and Lloyd, simultaneously: We got lost :( Koi: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

Koi, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Morro: You did WHAT– Lloyd: William Snakepeare

Koi: What time is it? Morro: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Morro: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune* Lloyd: WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Morro: It’s 2 am

Koi: I’m this close to falling in love with Morro. Lloyd: Your fingertips are touching. Koi: Exactly.

Lloyd: What are you writing? Koi: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Morro, looking over Koi's shoulder: This just says '**** around and find out' in calligraphy.

Lloyd: Morro, I know you love Koi. I mean, we all do, they’re a very nice person and I respect them immensely. Lloyd: But I think they might be a ****ing idiot.

Morro: Welcome to ****ing Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Lloyd: Bees? Morro: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Lloyd: Wait- *Koi approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

Morro: I dare you- Lloyd: Koi is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Morro: Why not? Koi: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

This has been going on for an hour. These are extremely entertaining

Kidnapper: We have your child Koi: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Koi: Oh god, you have Morro

Koi: Are we fighting or flirting? Morro: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Koi: Your point?

Koi: Alright, listen up you little shits. Koi: Not you Morro. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

*Morro and Koi looking at a locked gate into a park* Morro: Aw. :( Koi: You know what they say. Morro: Please don’t- Koi: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Morro: Frick-

Koi: You made enough pasta that you could take it to lunch tomorrow. Put it in a container. Morro: Shovel the pasta into your face. Do it. Put it in your face. The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

Koi: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Morro: *Struggling to hold a seagull* ****ing say that next time!

Koi: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Morro: Okay. Koi: And make out during the scary parts. Morro: Th- Morro: The scary parts. Morro: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Nya: You three, explain right now! Morro: It was Koi. Lloyd: It was Koi. Jay: It was Koi. Koi: Koi: …****.

PROOF JAY GOT PEGGED BY NYA REAL CONFIRMED Jay: I put the pun in punishment. Koi: I put the top in unstoppable. Lloyd: I put the cute in execute. Cole: I put the sexy in dyslexia. Morro: I put the ass in class. Nya: I put the D in Jay.

These are absolutely beautiful and give meaning to my life

WAIT WHO DO I ADD NEXT IM ADDING A THIRD CHARACTER

Incorrect quotes generator. It's almost 6 in the morning and its funnier than it would be at other given times