ireland dranks berr

ireland screams "i will ****ing incest on you if you dont shut up though let me drunk all the drank"

ireland chases scootlnda "get back here booth"

suddenly onion appears "somebody stole my vodka and im going to kill them"

irland grabs scotland and drags him to his room, and grins seductively, looking in his drawer and pulling out.... all 4 existing shrek movies so far

onion shuffles to america "hey noob have u seen my vodka"

onion goes closer "u sure"

ealensadd puts the first movie in and watches

onion dos yeelo deemund faec "nub wth did u just do"

(OMG SOMEONE BE RUSSIA SO HIS DAD CAN BEAT HIM)

irlnasd looks around "omg my gf is here japna wer r u"

onein looks 4 roosia "where b my son i bet u he stool me vodkoo"

oneen: idoot *smakks with beelt on necc*

ireland hugs japna "i meesd u babe" (you probably wouldnt get it but in me and my friends fandom ireland and japan are together)

onin: ur a bay bee

onin: jk ur a gud boi *reverse smacks rosia*

ireland suddenly turns anime buff. "what... did you just say? i'll have you know that this sexy hot furry is mine, and i'll keep her mine at ALL COSTS."

soodenly......>..>>.. third rach exosts!!1!!11!! (can someone be him im too overwhelmed )

ireland strides to america, proceeding to yeet him unto scootland

"japan will only love anime guys."

and den... uh... uhh.h.h.h............................................................................... uk exosts!! "omg u bluddy wahnkurs are u beeting up my sun >>;;;((9("

(damnit i shoulda taken poland when i had the chance)

omg now roach exosts "gootin togh stupids >>>:::)))"

roch keednups harry man "hippity hoppity u r me property"

roch put him in caeg "who neckst lol"

raoch takes oosa and alaboomer and puts in cage to **** togedder

rocha then cutly fooks onin .////.

rocha screams "nun yur bizniss i have fetishes"

head falls off' onin: "u saved me yay"

onin szreazms at rusia and flops up the stairs meanwhile ireland is watching anime with jaoan

uk quietly steps into his grave

onion looks at austria

onin screams

belgium comes in wif waffles

literally everyone: steels the toilet papr

suddenly everyone turns female and lesbian :o

surprise ireland throws flavored toilet paper at ameircsa

ireland "oh wait you have those damn we should try them~~~``~~" flirt 100

short thing bloshes "lets do that now"

onion cries with ruisuiaius bc he ded too

ireland winks (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

(MY CINTACT)

"ow what was that fr"

"u outsmrted me"

(ikr)

(should we do a serious one? cause i think otherwise imma call it soon and charge my laptop and try to pee)

(continue offa this one tho lol) omion glares at russia. "i dont give 2 shits."

(normal ch rp, and use proper roleplaying strategy PLEASE)

(kurwa means **** in polish-)

(hhhh didnt you read that top comment i made?)

onion shrugs. "you could share it"

onion smiles "thats my boy, been practicing communism while youre away like i asked?"

(I SAID CONTINUE HERE OMG)

(ehh ok 0