Jade: now put the diary d o w n .

Jade: t h a n k . And next time, before you touch someone else's shit, think about how they would react if you did something to it, even worse, r e a d i t.

Jade: m h m . . .

Jade: imma just protect it

*jade is just T-Posing near the diary*

(Lmao-) Jade: hI gReEn rEd tRiEd tOuChInG yOuR sTuFf

Jade: he only picked it up-

Jade: yee. *hands green his dIaRy*

Jade: :D

Jade: it's not required-

Jade: .^.

Jade: then I'll just leave the room. *leaves the room lmao*

*Jade heads to upper engine, and sleeps in the corner*

*Jade literally is sleeping in a puddle of his own goop*

Pink: *bOnKs wHiTe* White: wtf ow-

Pink: HE'S TALKING ABOUT JADE IN A NOT OKAY WAY White: SHUT UP OMFG

*Pink and white are just yelling at eachother now*

*Jade wakes up because wtf* Jade: eUgHhhH *grabs a mop and cleans up the goo...THEN STICKS THE MOP ON THE WALL*

Jade: *pats his child ahah*

(Poor choice of places) Jade: *walks to medbay*

*Jade puts oil under his sleeves*

*Jade puts a smol box on his childs head* Jade: now ya' look like me. Mini crewmate: *HAP SMOL CHILE NOISES*

*Jade is just hanging out with his child because qUaLiTy fAmIlY tImE*

*Jade just picks his child up and just roams around doing nithing lmao*

Nothing**) *JADE STARES AT RED* Jade: what'cha got there, rEd?

Jade: C A N I S E E ?

*Jade ****ing looks anyways*

Jade: you know how pissed he'd be if you read it, right?

Jade: because it's a D I A R Y FOR ****S S A K E -

*Jade tried to snatch it with his child still in his hands, but carefully so then he wouldn't hurt his child. Whatagooddad*

Jade: green found it f i r s t

Jade: he didn't give tou his consent to touch his diary, so go return it to him. N o w .

You** smh my typing))

Jade: fine. After you read it, you better put it back where you found it.

*Jade walked away, kind of pissed off*

*Jade stopped to smack white because white was talking about badshit* White: oW- *Jade walked back to medbay*

*Jade is just sleeping in medbay lmao*

*white and pink are just bonking eachother on the head*

*Jade wakes up, feeds his child, and searches for red*

Jade: uhm, red- you mkay-??

Jade: oh god, what was it about?

*Jade was a little disturbed by this..* Jade: are you sure it was greens diary..?

*Jade shivered a little*

Jade: now i am aswell...

Jade: yeah... what do you think it was from?

Jade: well, want some coffee??

*Jade left the room to go get coffee*

*Jade comes back with the entire coffee machine and mugs, and then hands red some coffee*

*Jade just brews more coffee* Jade: you think we should tell green?

Jade: let me rephrase that. Should YOU tell green? About the page with blood?

Jade: I mean I could try to help a little-

*Jade put the coffee machine on a nearby flat surface and waited for red*

*Jade looked at red* Jade: we gon' go or what?

*Jade just sighed and started walking to nav like the impatient person he is*

*Jade walks in nav and taps greens shoulder*

Jade: Red here has something to tell you. *Jade steps out of reds way and points at him*

*Jade just watches*

*Jade snorts* Jade: Pfffffff-

*Jade is just cracking up because he knew this would happen*

Jade: Green, let him finish-

*Jade looked at green because ya-yeet*

Jade: please don't ignore or dodge the question...

*Insert concerned Jade here*

*Jade looks at red*

Jade: I didn't look at the diary, but blood is no joke-

*Jade very concerned*

*Jade kind of understood it, or atleast, thought he did* Jade: dying....?

Jade: We didn't mean to upset you- *jade mumbles a little* maybe we shouldn't have told you...

*Jade nods*

Jade: I'm sorry green-

*Jade pats greens head*

*Jade is very sorry for green rn lmao

Jade: I tried stopping him.. -w-"

Jade: I kinda knew that after tryna stop him :P

Jade: you wan some fruit snacks?

*jade gives green fruit snacks because he apparently had fruit snacks in space*

*Jade is just there being alive lmao*

Jade: Eh, it happens. You can't keep things from someone forever.

*Jade just T-poses wtf*

Jade: what?

Jade: Why else, green.

*Jade stops and facepalms*

Jade: I'm-

Jade: how did you fall-

*Jade tries helping green up*

Jade: .m."

Jade: that's...not good-

Jade: why don't you just go to medbay and get help-

Jade: do you need help getting there, or you good-

Jade: mkay. I'll stay here then.

*Jade is just vibing in nav now*

Jade: so, you good now?

Jade: aight. If anything weird starts happening again, head to medbay without saying anything to anyone.

*Jade puts headphones on and listens to music so loud you could hear it through the headphones, smh this man is gonna be deaf*

*White and pink and now just comforting eachother because they were fighting for too long wh-*

*Jade is humming a little to what he's listening to*

*Jade takes his headphones off and turns the music off*

*Jade takes the headphones apart with a screwdriver and moves the wires around*

*He seemed preeeetty focused on fixing the headphones*

*the screwdriver broke lmao*

Jade: god damn it...

Jade: nah, I can hold off listening to music for now. Plus, it was making me a little dizzy.

Jade: yeah, that's because I like listening to it that loud. I should stop though-

*Jade took out headache medication and swallowed it*

*Jade walked out of the room as silent as possible, so green could sleep and he could check up on something*

*Jade yeets himself to admin and pats child*

Jade: w h a t ?

Jade: Probably from hell.

*Jade just does a thumbs up and picks up his child*

Jade: Yeah. There's like- 10 boxes full of coffee stuff-

*Jade just gives red the wtf look* Jade: I'm just gonna.... go... *he slowly walks to upper engine*

*Jade sits down in the upper engine corner and pats his child* (I declare that this corner is now his ahah)

*Jade places his child in the corner SAFELY and goes to red* Jade: coffee messes u up, man.

*Jade facepalms* Jade: red, do you e v e r sleep???

Jade: I'm gunna go hide something now.... *Jade speeds to the coffee supply ahah*

*Jade hides the coffee supply HSBXVEHDBHAHAH*

Jade: THEN STOP DRINKING THE COFFEE AND S L E E P -

Jade: I'm gonna get pink, smh- *Jade walks to medbay omfg*

*Jade was dragging pink by the legs over to red* Jade: yes, but she also helps people sLeEp.

Jade: Pink, give me the needlez. *pink hands Jade a capped needle*

Jade: It's either you sleep or you sleep, you don't have a cHoIcE.

*Jade ****ing sleeps and pink is just laughing*

Pink: Jade go brrr

Pink: what's wrong? Run outta coffee?

*Pink gets up* Pink: 'Kay. *pink starts dragging jade by the leg to medbay*

Pink: I dunno. I think I'm gunna do what this person did in the book I'm reading.

Pink: *S H R U G S* it's just funny stuff, Lmao.

*Pink grabs packaged blood and candles*

*pink also grabbed jade's old organs, formed a pentagram, lit the candles, and taped jade to the middle of it once she was done*

*Pink stares at red* Pink: where's what-?

Pink: o h . What I'm about to do with him might be worth it then, cuz I dunno where the coffee supply is aswell, and you obviously need it.

*Pink pulls out a small cup of coffee and hands it to red* Pink: this is all I got.

*Pink gives red a thumbs up and starts playing a short song on the violin near jade ahah*

*Black shadow-like figures appear all around the room while pink is playing the violin. Meanwhile, Jade is just sleeping nsbrhrjf*

*Jade just wakes up, gets off the pentagram, and walks out of the room* Jade: I'm not apart of your satanic ritual anymore, pink, bYe. *Jade was running and pink was following him, still playing the violin*

*Shadow figures were everywhere at this point and Jade was just running for his life*

*Pink smashes the violin the violin on jades head and jade gets knocked out again lmao. The shadow creatures also disappear*

*Pink drags jade back to the pentagram and injects very little ink into him*

Pink: annnnd, we're done. *Jade wakes up and there's huge, dark, hands coming from his back* Jade: oW..

Pink: the man's a gremlin, he needs more protection. *Jade's just touching the hands awkwardly while getting up*

Jade: Pink I ****in' hate you. Why do you do this to me and nobody else? Pink: I dunno.

*Jade stares at red* Jade: how did you acquire coffee when I hid the coffee supply-

Pink: yeah, Jade. Duh. Jade: wtf- *Jade facepalms with his normal hands*

Jade: I'm just gunna leave. *Jade walks back to upper engine* Pink: I could try and persuade him to show me the coffee supply.

*Pink equips herself with a whole bunch of needles and zooms to jade*

Pink: JADE GIVE RED THE COFFEE SUPPLY OR PREPARE FOR MORE SATANIC SHIT AND LOSING YOUR MEMORIES *Jade points to on top of the engine*

*pink still jabs jade with one out of the thousands of needles she has* Jade: I- wtf red-

Pink: he's still my lab rat. *Jade just having a mini smol panic in the corner with his child*

Jade: as long as my child is safe from pink, I'm fine. *HIS CHILD RN IS SHAKING OH NOS*

*The child calms tf down* Pink: bruh, you might forget your child um-

Jade: I am not gunna listen to your shit right now pink. *Jade takes about half the needles pink has and breaks them on the ground, away from the child*

*Pink chases Jade around omg*

*Jade picks up the bible and yeets it in pinks face* Pink: MY EYES

*Jade just shovels a whole bunch of bibles on pink and she d i e s * Jade: my job's done-

Jade: OMG YES I'LL HELP *jade grabs two bibles*

-Windwatcher blinked 5 times fast-

-Windwatcher threw the tiniest pebble at Red's face-

Windwatcher: -mumbling- " How did that hurt you.. It was literally minuscule.. "

-Windwatcher gives Red a serious look like he was about to throw a meteor at him-

-Windwatcher would start squeaking 10x fast-

Demonic: " The cr-- "

-Windwatcher started to sound like a broken computer-

-Demonic flys back down the hallway he came from-

(Windwatcher can be Diaryguarder pretty soon xdd)

-Windwatcher would slow squeaking speed from 10x to 5x since squeaking was tiring-