ask ned anything
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puffypenguin[OP]
29.05.2020 22:05
LinkAsk the all-seeing ned anything, he is open to all thoughts and opinions
Um Ned..
What’s your favorite color?
What’s your favorite food?
And do you like anyone or any animal?
Ned says: color is simply wavelengths of light hitting the unsuspecting eye and allowing for a temporary abstract reaction, that in which provokes different emotions in one's minds depending on the context, making every color a "favorite" in different situations
Ned says: food can mean different substances to different creatures, and each one experiences different sensations when consuming different products, resulting in a wide array of possible flavors and experiences, all of which have unique charm and cannot be boiled down into a single category of "favorite". It is highly likely that a single animal hasn't even eaten the item it would consider to be its "favorite"
Ned says: I like dragons
ned says: the experience as a snake varies drastically between who you ask. They're over 3000 species of snake in the world, and well over 10000 snakes in each species, each facing different experiences and difficulties throughout their lives. For me to speak on the behalf of all snakes would be irrational and irresponsible, not only to all snake kind, but to anyone who is listening right now, as they would not get honest information and would take home false knowledge based on a biased opinion
ned says: i, fortunately, am not single. I, as well as thousands of others, belong to the species Opheodrys aestivus, or the "rough green snake", as most would recognize us to be. Unfortunately (or possibly not) I, at the time of writing this, am the only one of my kind that is "all-seeing", although i am not the only "all-seeing" being that is currently taking residence at earth, be it permanent or temporary.
ned says: like I stated before in @PomegranatePanda's comment, there are over a 3000 species of danger noodles in the world, each with their own unique talents and qualities, making each on favorable in it's own way; such as how impressive it is that the Inland Taipan is so venomous, that one bite from it could kill 100 adult humans, or how Black Mamba can run over 12.5 miles per hour, which is really impressive considering how they don't have legs. Each species of danger noodle cannot be judged on one factor alone, and instead I choose to appreciate the species as a whole.
ned says: there is no set meaning to life, nor is there a clear goal. What one does with his/ her life depends entirely upon themselves. There is no wrong way to live life, either, even if the path one chooses dosen't directly benefit humanity, as long as it isnt detrimental to it either. It is also common for individuals to set their own goals for life, which makes them feel more purposeful, therefore adding a new approach and experience to their life, although goal setting is not necessary for one to live happily.
Your love of dragons makes me wonder; do you dream of having the magnificent wings that soar through your life goals and the universe of your mind exploring through the skies of the inevitable
ned says: My dreams are as of many varied experiences that hold little to no meaning depending on context. The control I have in my dreams is also little to non, as lucid dreaming is a highly rare occurence for me, even as an otherwise highly powerful being. As of the dreams I can recall, non of them seem to include me soaring through the vast plain of sky using the wings of a dragon, although it might be a future possibility if I ever happen to lucid dream again, that or just the work of chance.
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ned says: people can be mean to one another for many reasons. What some find to be offensive may not even brush the skin of another. Compare your morals to the person who is causing you distress; do they differ from yours? If so, consult them by showing your prescription of the matter, teach them why their doing is causing you distress. Is it from a misunderstanding? If so, both parties will have to consult one another and sort through the current perspectives in the matter and rule out plotholes in the situation to form some common ground. Is it from outside forces or many sources? If so, it may seem impossible to stand up and communicate the matter, but in situations like this you must gather up courage in order to speak. Additional outside/ 3rd party help from trusted individuals will boost the ability to stand up to the mean people, and is a recommended but optional step to take. There is no right way to consult matters like this, but be sure to always analyze the person at hand to resolve conflicts.
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How big is the universe? Is it expanding all the time? Is there an end to it? A border to the next one? :P idk.
ned says: the expansion of the universe cannot be measured in a unit something humans are currently available to, such as inches ,kilometers, or lightyears. Even then, to properly describe the length of space, one must do more than just create a new unit of measurement, but also find a sperate form and conscience to conform to so that such information can be consumed in a proper manner, leaving such a person with a better understanding rather than something like confusion or frustration. A similar answer can be said for your further questions.