WHO OPENED IT-?! NO ONE GOES TO HIS ROOM AND HE'S TOO SMALL-

HE'S BEEN STARING OUT THE WINDOW AT THE BAY QUITE A BIT, RECENTLY- COULD HE BE OUT BY THE WATER-?!

BRING CAKE, HE LIKES THAT- WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO LURE HIM OUT OF HIS HIDING PLACE-

DO YOU SEE HIM ANYWHERE-?!

I WAS HUNGRY

YOU COULD'VE EATEN, QUITE LITERALLY, ANYONE-

WTF TUBBO HE WOULDNT JUST GO UP TO ****ING PHILZA AND BE LIKE " Bird meat! " WHAT IN THE HELL-

YOU DON'T KNOW THAT- HE COULD GO FIND SCHLATT AND SAY, "MMMM, MUTTON-"

WHY WOULD I EAT SCHLATT

HAHAHHAHA NO- HE WOULDNT WTF- AHHAHAHA IM DYING I CANT BREATHHEE- HE CAN FIND THE OTHER PIG, TECHNO AND SAY " MmmmMmM PORK! " HAHAHA

BWHAHAHHA- HE WOULD-

WHY NOT RANBOO HES MEAT TASTED DIFFRENT

NOO, YOU CAN'T EAT RANBOO-!!

PFFFTT- HIS MEAT- HAHAHAHAA BIRD MEAT, MUTTON AND PORK- AHAHA swmsow,oswmosswdmswoimbirdoosmaomswmdom LOLOLOL ANYWAYS TUBBO!-

omg *eats ranboobies*

QUACKITY, I'LL MAKE YOU A FIVE COURSE MEAL, JUST GIVE US MICHAEL BACK-

PFFFFFF-

AND DON'T EAT RANBOO-

im sorry what tubbo-

I'LL MAKE YOU A WHOLE FIVE COURSE MEAL AND MAYBE EVEN EXTRA DESSERT, JUST DON'T EAT RANBOO AND GIVE US BACK MICHAEL- PLEASE-?!

throws up ranboobs* ok

WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE MICHAEL-?!

Damn- ew- wtf-

Haha in pocket weeee byebye

Oh right I threw Michael in the oven

WH-?! TOMMY-

O-O wait what-

NO I THOUGHT- I- WHAT-

IN THE OVEN-?!???!?

HUH????

WHAT-?!?!?????? YOU THREW MY SON IN THE OVEN-?!! YOU DIDN'T TURN IT ON, RIGHT-?!?

TOMMY WHO DO YOU HAVE-

no not yet tubbz

IDONTKNOW- I THOUGHTI HAD-

I'M SO CONFUSED, WHO HAS/ WHERE IS MY BABY BOY-?!?! Q--Q

turns on oven* WHAT RANBOO?

OML- WAIT- DOYOU- OR DO I?-

pushes ranboo* RUN TOMMY GO KILL THE CHILD

MY SON-!! RANBOO, IS IT HIM-?! IS HE OK-?!?!

GIVE IT HERE

TOMMY, QUACKITY, GIVE HIM BACK-!! Q∆Q

throws the child at tommy*

| Holds child by foot and starts running |

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH IMMA GET JUMPED-

AAAAAAH- DON'T THROW HIM-!!!

SHUT UP TUBBO

:runs after Tommy: RANBOO, HELP- ><

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! UGLY ENDERMAN GET AWAY!!!

Throws an potion of speed at tommy*

TOMMY, BE NICE TO RANBOO >:000 :trips and falls on his face:

PFFFFFTT- AHAHA! | KEEPS RUNS AND HOLDS CHILD CORRECTLY | DAMNIT! MY SHOE LACE!

KILL MICHEAL

RANBOO, CAN'T YOU, LIKE, TELEPORT OR SOMETHING-?!

| SCREECHES AND RUNS THE OTHER WAY |

(my captcha and my internet are working against me 😔)

HAHAHH)

| Pulls out sword | OH HELL NO!!

:screams: NO VIOLENCE BY MICHAEL-!!!! :gets up and limp-runs towards Tommy:

KILL HIM TOMMY

NO-!! DON'T KILL HIM, TOMMY- PLEASE- I'M BEGGING YOU-

| Sighs | well damn. We have an angry enderman and a limping goat thing. :( okay I’ll stop..

Tackles tubbo*

DAMN IT!!

gets micheal and throws him off an cliff*

OW-!!

WHA- QUACKITY!!! WTF-

OH MY GOODNESS- MICHAEL-!! RANBOO-

Oopsies

That sucks.. bye bye baby.

RANBOO, TELEPORT AND SAVE HIM-

to late tubbo

i heard a little thump

:(

NOOOO IT'S NOT-!! :sobbing: IT'S NOT TO LATE-!! :runs over to the ledge and falls onto his knees again: MICHAEL IS OK- HE'S GOTTA BE OK- :sniffle:

Rip. :(

(my typing speed is degrading again 😩)

HAHHAHA

:more sobbing:

RANBOO DID YOU NOT HEAR THE THUMP? BAHHAH

:grabs onto Ranboo and hugs him tightly:

Wait then who’s in my pocket-

pff

[ My sister just killed a ****ing baby zombie piglin and I ****ing yelled Michael- ]

(HAHAHAHAHA)

[ I DONT KNOW WHY I JUST ****ING DID- ]

(we've come too far *looks off into the distance*)

[ LOL OKAY- ]

R,,Ranboo,, we should still find his,,, his,,, remains,, He deserves a proper burial,,,

L,sqkfn2jr Iwdoqetgbh W0od1kiytrh | pulls out who ever the **** be in my pocket | hmMMmmm

:yells up the cliff face: T,,Tommy. Can you come h,,help-?

:]

WHAT??

tommy i think theyre talking shit

Damn... okay. :((

Come help us find Michael,,, or,, what's left of him,,,

i knew tubbo was just using you

....

(drinks soda loudly)

lets go tommy

..okay.

:small sniffle:

holds tommys hand and walks away* B)

W H A -

lolzies :|

:he nods and hugs Ranboo again, crying into his shirt:

anyways tommy did you know that only 1234321% people subscribe to me on youtube-

(I'm about to kill captcha 🔫😊 It's being pogn't)

......what in the ****-

what tommy

Nothing-

(Quackity our son just died and you're talking about your sub-count. What even-? 😂)

o k

yes tubbo you wanna fight with your 1 life

[ LOL ] Hhhhhh

whats wrong tommy :]

(... Not necessarily-) He,, he deserved so much better,,, Is this my fault for being a bad parent, Ranboo-?

Hey quackity wanna talk about how tall you are? :))))

... *jumps off the cliff too*

Ijsduch ekwqnufy NOOOO!!!

| Jumps off after him |

(BWAHAHA- QUACKITY-) :sniffle:

TOMMY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[ we pulling a kakaguri ] AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

JUMPING AFTER YOU!! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LKE???!!

holds on tommy* IDIOT GOD

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! I KNOW IM A ****ING IDIOT BUT SO ARE YOU!!!!!

[ Oop okay- ]

(bye ranboobies) NOT EVEN OMFG

(aww boo ;-; Bue bue Ranboo-)

YES!!

lets go of tommy and pushes him where the water is* :| WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

NOOO!!!! | Tries grabbing his arm | STOP IIITT!!!

tommy its fine

FCUKER!! FINE!! HOW ARE WE EVEN FALLING STILL?????!!!

[ ****Er!! ]

dies*

| Falls into water | -.-

respawns* B)

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