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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy! If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

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