C.j: I can’t die- Zuri: yep! That's why he’s perfect for this!

C.j: mhm

C.j: e Zuri: come on- poison testin' c.j!

Zuri: *takes c.j's hand and runs to her lab* Alastor: hello-

Alastor: !!!! You okay?

Alastor: something wrong b.m?

Alastor: *hugs back*

Alastor: you okay, b.m?

Alastor: what’s wrong?

Alastor: aww...*hugs you again*

Alastor: it'll be okay

Alastor: times infinity

Alastor: *hugs you*

Alastor: uwu

Alastor: *hugs you*

Alastor: *comforts you* it's okay

Alastor: u-u

Alastor: it's okay b.m- you hungry?

Alastor: okay-

Alastor: *picks you up and poofs to husker* hey husker- Husker: ya'll hungry?

Husker: k- come- bandit decided to come here

Husker: *leads you to bandit's bar* don’t worry, there's stuff for kids and stuff too

Alastor: I’d like to think of b.m as a bean

Alastor: and a great friend- does he have things for that? Husker: yes

Alastor: okay good- I don’t want b.m to go hungry Husker: okay

Alastor: *hugs you*

Alastor: ^^

Alastor: loud you are ouo Husker: yea- anyways- we’re here

Alastor: ^^’

Husker: hey, bandit Bandit: hello

Bandit: here to eat?

Bandit: okie dokie, have a seat- *points to an empty booth*

Alastor: kk- *walks over and sets you down* Husker: *sits*

Bandit: anything to drink- for starters? Alastor: nope, you b.m? (Gtg, gn ^^)

(Last comment for today) Bandit: okie dokie

Bandit: and for you husker? Husker: booze Bandit: okay! Comin’ up

Alastor: ^^, also husker, you seem, tired? Husker: ya, you can blame that on angel dust Alastor: lemme guess, you escaping? Husker: yep. Alastor: mmmk, anywho, hru, b.m?

Alastor: mmmk, seems like everyone is a bit bored, tired, and/or MeH feeling

Alastor: *hugs you* but Tis okie!

Husker: ^^ Alastor: UwU Bandit: *walks over, and gives you choccy milk and husker booze*

Bandit: anything to eat? Alastor: JAMBALAYA Bandit: okay- for you b.m?

Bandit: okie dokie! And for husker? Husker: mac n cheese

Bandit: okay, comin' up

Bandit: *walks away* Alastor: thank you! :D

Alastor: ??? OuO Husker: the kid's speaking gibberish again- Alastor: that,s not gibberish, and BEAN not kid

Alastor: bean

Husker: *hugs you* ^^

Alastor: ^^ Husker: aww ^^ Bandit: *brings le food and sets it down* enjoy you three- *walks away* Alastor: thank you!

Husker: thanks Bandit: anytime

Husker: *eats* Alastor: *looks for all le shrimp in it*

Alastor: *eats the shrimp *

Alastor: *just eats le whole thing* ^^ Husker: *drinks le booze*

Alastor: okie dokie! Husker: what now? Angel dust: I know!

Husker: AHH Angel dust: hey- not here to flirt- yet- anywho- there's a carnival here

Alastor: SOUNDS FUN

Angel dust: mhm! COMEEE Alastor: okie dokie! Husker: k

-when there- Alastor: .o. Husker: whoa- Angel dust: cool right?

Zuri: sorry, c.j forbid me to test on mortals, or people who can die/get hurt, so I test on him

Zuri: but you can get hurt, sooo no

Zuri: lies- okay, come on c.j,

Zuri: I studied your behaviors- so- it's a lie

Zuri: yes- I study everyone I meet

Zuri: people tend to hesitate and say- “uhhh” or “ummm” when they lie

Zuri: and I take it this, is your personal killer?

Zuri: so assigned soul taker- got it

Zuri: *heals you*

Zuri: *pours a potion on it and it melts* heh, this one made c.j sick ^^

Zuri: that’s why I melted it- also, another note, along side to- “melting straight through bone killing anyone and everyone” *writes things down*

Zuri: aaaand done-*puts away her pen and notebook* hmm?

Zuri: one sec- *pours a potion on dark karma burning her feet, also making her dance non-stop* there ^^

Zuri: this potion- make c.j glitch nonstop and say weird things

Zuri: cause, she's really nice, and I like her, friend wise *heals you again*

Zuri: she is so- way nicer than you of course!

Zuri: well, your “job” is mean then

Zuri: he'll be fine

Zuri: although he does pass out for an hour if he's lucky- if not- he goes back into his computer

Zuri: wait- do you- like c.j?!

Zuri: GREAT! Cause c.j l- C.j: HUSH HUSH HUSH- let's just get the poison testing done!

C.j: NOOOTHING Zuri: HE LOOOOOOVES YOUUUUUUUU C.j: *covers his face blushing so much *

Zuri: I will arrange a date! C.j: z-Zuri! That’s enough! C-Come on!

(UwU) C.j: *takes zuri's hand and walks to her lab*

Alastor: hello! OuO

Alastor: don’t worry, I won’t hurt cha ^^

Alastor: can’t kill me if you’re dead, friend ^^

Alastor: not for me ^^

Alastor: try? I won’t have to ^^ (XD)

Alastor: of course I listened to you ^^

Alastor: hmm- I wouldn’t say so- why do you say that?

Alastor: um, no- Zuri: *comes out laughing* you should’ve seen c.j's reaction to the poison! Hahahah! C.j: it's not funny- *glitches like crazy*

Zuri: he'll get used to it, idk if he's okay tho ^^ C.j: *glitches onto a railroad* wait what- *a train comes* AHHHH *glitches into a tree* oh god

Zuri: but it's so funny! *laughs* C.j: *falls off le tree and glitches to Antarctica* w- where am I ?

C.j: *shivers and glitches back still cold* brr

Zuri: he's fine- ??: *deep af voice* c.j! C.j: !!!!!! Zuri: now he's not ono

Ratchet: *the deep af voice manz-* I’m ratchet, the creator of viruses, such as c.j, c.j stands for- C.j: charged jarring virus... Ratchet: and what are viruses NOT allowed to have? C.j: l.......love......l....life’s Ratchet: right- and WHAT do you have c.j? C.j: *mumbles “love life”* Ratchet: speak up C.j: a.....l...love .....l...life

Ratchet: viruses that i make, that have love lives are defective- and if they are defective, I delete them

Ratchet: can't kill me- *laughs* c.j- you know the consequences- come C.j: y...yes sir.....*follows*

Zuri: *taps on rouge's shoulder and hands him a potion* give this to c.j- he'll do the rest

Zuri: yes- you Don’t want him deleted do you? (Oof)

C.j: ? Oh- *drinks it and starts to glitch and his eyes glow red, and banishes ratchet in the digital world for a hundred years*

Zuri: told you he'd know what to do- C.j: *is normal virus man again*