First, I would backflip behind her, catching her off guard. The kick her in the crotch then front flip two times before i punch her in the gut. I whip out a pocket knife but only cut her hair into a horrible A line because I am not a killer. But a man with self defense.

Well for one I'd consume her easily since she has no arms to defend herself from being eaten

*inhales* i give in *shoots her* no ***** i'm taken and i only love them U^U

Kick her in the ass and say: bAcK oFf B)