she*

*she glances at you and turns to walk away

*she notices but doesnt do anything*

"uh nothing." *hide gun in jacket*

"nope. get lost. oh and don't be nosey."

"well, i guess u asked nicely..." *loads gun and points it at you*

"..... i wasn't planning to go pumped up kicks, just tryna kill someone specific..." *gets distracted by the comment and lowers gun a lil*

"ha! im the bad person. its my job. where i live its either ur a slut or an assassin."

"ye idk. i was hired by some douchebag. IDK anything about this person." (bruh lmao)

"man idk. the guy who hired me seems low key greedy. i would assume there innocent..."

"ok um cool??" *leads you to the back of the mall*

"'he will be here any minute now" sits down and takes out a smoke*

"so, who tf r u?"

"kathien lmao. an Assasin, as you know..."

"nice. so uh got a story or no?"

"oh cool- wait shit." *gives you a signal to stay low*

"that's him." *points at a man walking with some kind of bag*

"same" *takes out gun and gets closer to the guy*

"yeah not sure what the **** that is but ey i gotta kill him"

"heh! same here..." *aims gun* "dude i gotta kill him. idk if he is innocent."

"if ur confident enough you can."

"what?! if you dont im just gonna kill him without knowing bro"

(wait brb)

(bacc) *watches you approche the man*

*i laugh at the way you asked the man how hi=e is*

*the man asks what kinda question is that and replies with,"I'm not a perv"*

*she thinks,"well i gotta kill him..." and points the gun at his head (from far away obvi)*

"Jamie get down! im gonna shoot." *she stands up making an appearance, shocking the target.*

*we yell at each other, in an unknown language, then kathien shoots him almost 3 times*

"lmao i can get u something if you want, but first i have to go to headquarters."

"ok. help me with this guy. we need to get it to that van over there."

*we load the body into the back* "thx man. sit in the passenger's seat."

*laughs* "heh your funny." *starts van*

"im gonna get paid a shit ton for this kill. i can say you helped. u can get paid too!"

"ok cool! we are here." *hopping out, you see a giant warehouse, gauded by 2 men.*

"lmao" *kathien walks up to the gaurds and they let both of you in. lots of dangerous looking people walk around in here. some with bodies, some with hostages, some with money, and some with drugs. she walks into a room where a man sits. it looks like his office* "hello sir. i have retrieved the target, mason days."

oh this isnt where i live. i live in a worse place lol!"

*the man and her have a conversation, talking about money, the help you gave, and how much credit you will get.* "thank you sir, for your time."

"yeah lemme finish." *we leave the room* "oh my god tysm!!! i got extra paid! he said it was because of past killings, but either than that, wanna come back to my place to celebrate? they usually deliver the money there and we can get food!"

"ight lets go to the car. the van is the company. i own a car like this" *shows you a car that looks like this https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newshub.co.nz%2Fhome%2Fmoney%2F2017%2F07%2Ftesla-model-3-has-landed-and-it-s-not-much-more-than-an-normal-car.html&psig=AOvVaw31CWNrg4PDIJVb0ltrmlDh&ust=1594610227384000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPCItJ_gxuoCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

"thanks. get in!"

"si" *drives to taco bell*

"yes siirr" *gets 3 bags of tacos then drives off*

* gives you 2 bags* "eat up"

gracias lol

"yyyyyeeeessssss"

*looks like she is deepthroating a mf taco then takes a bite* "man i never had these in so long"

"ye" *rolls into her driveway* "were here" *there's a giant apartment complex that seems to hold, then again, bad people.* she takes you and ur tacos up the stairs and into a room, that looks like its been abandoned for decades.* "home sweet home."

"yeah sure" *sits on dirty couch* "wanna watch something? i can get u a drink."

*turns on tv, trying to find a channel* "mind if you sit here while i wipe my face off and shit?"

"cool, cool" *she leaves to wash the clown makeup off and get in comfy clothes*

*walks in with sweats and what looks to be a bomber jacket* sup I'm back"

"... spongebob? huh" *sits and watches*

"not judging lmao"

"heh" *closes eyes as if she wants to sleep*

"Today was stressful. you can eat the tacos I'm full." *she lays her head back and stares at the ceiling*

"yep lol kinda." *stares at you and smiles*

"aw thanks! oh and if u wanna sleep to you can. you can do whatever" *closes eyes and becomes silent*

*sleeps loudly*

"i heard that" *she opens and eye and smiles*

*i was but then Michael was yelling at Toby and woke up"

*looks at tv* "which episode r u on?"

"nice. y'know u need rest too! its almost 3-ish" *scoots close*

"oh ok lol!" *watches with you*

*time:4am* "its like 4"

"yes." *gets up to makee coffee*

*make the epic coffee* "here"

*sits , like, real close then 🙂's*

"like i had some whipped cream and tons of creamer and wiped that together. glad u like it haha!"

"si"

"heh same. guess we can stay up together."

*snoogles u bc she lonely*

*bloosh* "no u"

" s h u t." *hugs*

*happy noises*

*looks at u in Spanish*

"Eres muy buena abrazando"

*curls in ball*

"indeed i am"

"lik 6"

like*

"sameeee"

entonces debes dormir

"bet" *takes out le bat* (jkjkjkjkjk)

"👀 be careful i might lmao"

"lae down, chill and close ur eyes. think of something that makes happy, imagine it and sleep

"ight bet"

*sees you and walks away*

*looks at you with devilish eyes and runs*

"heh... im just a clown. dont have any powers. now get out the way." *pushes you and runs*

"huh same but dont care. i need to go man get lost" *runs faster?*

" i have to kill someone or i wont eat tonight. how the f#ck you think i get money?!" *loads gun*

"why?"

"huh" *stares at you and makes the signal to follow her*

*takes you to the back of the ball/parking lot* they should be here any minute now..."

*takes out a photo of the target to show you* "here."

"hmm...." *she stares at you with a blank expression*

"oh i see. so, who really are you?"

"huh. cool. im kathien. as you know I'm an assassin. killed many."

((kk))

((oh cool. can he do it himself?))

"oh ok. i cant damage the body too much. neet to show my boss proof he is dead"

"ok cool. imma nickname you rav. that good with ya?"

*looks and gives you a signal to hide behind a nearby car*

((oh ok))

*she looks for a sec and keeps on walking*

"im trying to do somethin..." *turns to the exit to get out*

"yeah how'd ya guess?"

*stops and stares at you* ".... who are you?"

"your not. im looking for this guy." *shows photo*

"what.."

"wtf??? iml i guess..."

*😑* "uhh ok sure you can have the body"

"a- nono.. its ok haha!" *she seems to like you*

"huh...come with me.." *leads you to back of mall/parking lot*

"this is where the target will be. you can sit for now."

" $150 every kill. yet somehow i dont have anything to eat."

"boss?"

"oh wow. any way to kill it off?"

"cool....you think it can get me out my situation?"

"i see. wait a sec... ok yeah get down or something.." *stares at a man walking buy*

"yep its him. i need to kill him k?"

"dont move." *she points her gun at him and starts yelling. you hear him yell back. it seems to be in a different language.*

(wait brb)

(dack) *gunshots are heard as yu see the man drop dead*

*i draw the body to you* "see that van? get in it. its mine."

"i can tell my boss you helped me. u will get a good pay."

"ye you will like it there. i just need to prove to my boss that i killed him. sit here." *she points to the passenger's seat*

"i can get there quick. your pretty cool with this. why tho???"

*🙂* "cool!"

"yeah lmao. we are almost there k?"

"ight we here" *she hops out the van, opening the back to retrieve the body*

"haha! funny." *there is a giant warehouse in front of you. that's where she started heading with the body*

*sje starts speaking in that language again to the guards. they let both of you in* "don't look at anyone, stay close, and be quiet."

*lots of dangerous looking people walk around in here. some with bodies, some with hostages, some with money, and some with drugs. she walks into a room where a man sits. it looks like his office* "hello sir. i have retrieved the target, mason days."

*the man and her have a conversation, talking about money, the help you gave, if you will receive the body in which they agreed you will, and how much credit you will get.* "thank you sir, for your time."

*we leave the room* "oh my god tysm!!! i got extra paid! he said it was because of past killings, but either than that, you can keep the body!! wanna come back to my place? they usually deliver the money there?"

*🙂* "c'mon. oh and that van isnt my real ass car. here is mine." *i present to you a car that looks like this https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newshub.co.nz%2Fhome%2Fmoney%2F2017%2F07%2Ftesla-model-3-has-landed-and-it-s-not-much-more-than-an-normal-car.html&psig=AOvVaw31CWNrg4PDIJVb0ltrmlDh&ust=1594610227384000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCPCItJ_gxuoCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD

yeah took me year to get this *****. i was stupid then. could've spent it on food and shit."

*snickers*

"nah your fine! sit in there whilei try to fit his body in the back."

*you kinda can hear some bones cracking while i shove the man in the trunk. finally, i slam it shut.* "ah- well that took a while.." *i get in and turn on the car*

"oh it will be fine i promise!" *😁*

"lets go to your house. people are to scared to go into my house to get the money anyway."

"ye sure." *puts in the destination in car* "i really don't think i told you my name yet, huh? well, I'm kathien."

"yeah. this your place?" *abandoned building house thing appears*

"bad quality? i live in bad quality!" *tries to joke*

"haha! well anyhoooowwwww.... where do u want the body?"

?oh! ok." *picks up the broken body*

*kathien cringes at the noise* "oof what is that?"

"wait what?!" *she gets jumpy and starts to look around*

"eEeEh?!" *looks harder* ((kk))

"i think??? uhh fne. where should i put it?" *still jumpy*

"yo bruh what???" *shook, she accidentally yeets the body* "oop"

*👀👀👀👀* "wo."

"no just low key shook. thought it was some crazy humanoid thing. not this cute devil being"

"huh. nice" *stares*

"oop" *she stares at the osiri*

"oh shii-" *she legit layed there as osiri tackled her*

"damn.." *👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀"

"oh wow thats cool. so, how long will it eat my hair for?"

"ohhhhhh i seee XD"

*she lets out an oof noise*

"you lil friend is adorable!"

"wow that cool i didnt know it talked

"haha adorable! still, im kinda fascinated."

"mmm yeah sure. it looks hungry lol"

"oh i see!"

"does he have siblings or no? just him?

"oh no whats she doing? sounds like a devil chant. is that her friends name orrr..."

"mmmmmmmmmm" *she again gets jumpy*

"ack-!!" *now she really got jumpy but stopped by the time she hit the ground*

".." *still shook*

*sits criss-cross-apple sauce*

"😫 omfg so cute!"

"oooh i can see" *pets the alien*

"... can i hug it?.." *she said it in almost a wisper*

*hugs and squeals*

"omg ur so cute"

"i just cant"

"yknow idk how u live here. its so... dark"

"i can get u a place if u want. wont be that nice due to my money problem."

"hell yeah! all repairs i'll pay for."

" its gonna take a while finding a good place but i think I'll find one."

"yeah never been a problem!"

((kk bye!))

*she walks the same course she was originally on*

*the girl scans the crowd, as if looking for someone, and notices you*

the girl:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 *she starts walking towards you*

*the girl 👀👀👀👀 at you and still walks closer* "hey you!"

"wait what no not what i meant. have you seen this guy around?" *shows photo*

"huh. well if you do tell me cuz i need him"

"i see" *slowly walks away but still has her eyes on you*

*stops and stares at you with a 0-0 expression* ".........DO U????"

*she looks at u then said, "Pinterest." and runs*

🅱et. come along.

yesssssss. le e🅱icly takes out clown kit

yeah bro