According to my theory, which I wrote exactly 15 minutes ago, according to google, it states that, yes, "everyone farts". Farts are a true wonder of our world. They smell delightful, and, there is nothing better than a silent fart in your classroom when you're taking a test. Fun facts: 1% of your farts actually smell bad. - Most people fart 14-22 times a day. - Women farts smell worse than mens (apparently). - Fart jokes are timeless. - When you say "crap" its the last name of the man who invented the toilet; crapper. (which is also why some people say "crapper" instead of toilet) Another google fact, "Tiny amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and methane combine with hydrogen sulfide (say: SUHL-fyde) and ammonia (say: uh-MOW-nyuh) in the large intestine to give gas its smell. " Truly amazing. We should always respect our farts.