Winner of New York Times Worst Selling 100% guarantee that you will forget what unsuspecting means while reading this book! -Tim Smurfinens Man, this is the worst book I’ve ever read. -New York Times bestselling “Gee wiz, sure like walking down this unsuspecting street!” Said Little Georgy, not expecting the exception expected on the unsuspecting street, “I hope nothing unsuspecting happens on this unsuspecting street!” Suddenly, an unsuspecting unspecified being popped out of the sewers, unsuspectingly. Georgy ran back to the tree he started his unsuspecting walk from. “Hello, Georgy. I bet you’re wondering who I am. Well, I am an unsuspecting being that is unidentifiable. I live in the unsuspecting sewers, at 246 Unsuspecting Ave.” Said the unsuspecting unidentified being. The unsuspecting unidentified being crawled out of the unsuspecting sewers.