Portal gun: So, you lied to me? Sketchpad: That depends on how you define lying. Portal gun: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Sketchpad: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position? 💀

Portal gun: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Sketchpad, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof? SKETCHPAD FR

Portal gun: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts? Sketchpad: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.

Sketchpad, at Portal gun's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Sketchpad, leaning over Portal gun′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little s***. I know you’re not dead. Portal gun: Yeah, no s***.

*at a zoo* Sketchpad: What are they in for? Portal gun: Sketchpad, this isn't prison. Sketchpad: So they can leave? Portal gun: No, but- Sketchpad, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Sketchpad: Petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday. Portal gun: Wednesay. Sketchpad: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

LMAO