hmmmmmm Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts? If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it.? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs. Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts? Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly? Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing? Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet? If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, why does it not go bad inside the cow? What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Do you have the power of God and anime on your side? Is it cool to be square?