Are you going to bed now

At this point I might just not go to bed my parents will be pissed but I don’t care

Omg it’s 3am chuckeecheese is gonna appear at the front dooor

(Owl noises)

That’s what I do

My floor is too dirty to do that and my cat will probs scratch my face

Dude, speaking of cats scratching your face I once slept on my floor and my cat was freaking out and ran and manage to scratch me in between one of my toes and on my foot.

My cat scratches me all the ****ing time he’s managed to get my eye twice

Ouch, it hurts in eye It’s only happened to me once she literally just decided to put her paw in my eye while I was laying down

Then chase it back.

Eat it’s toes firsy

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