:3 yes i am skadoosh

i did an oc thing wanna hear abt it bc i cant stop thinking abt it

i ummm i made an au where wally and mortimer are a musical duo and theyre gay and sing songs together but wally plays piano and mortimer plays violin cuz he seems like a violin guy

im gonna completely ruin it cuz where i have it at rn wally used to be a one act but mortimer was like. a BIG fan when wally was still not well known so mortimer shot his shot and pulled wally just bc wally was like...... shore but wally was always afraid of their relationship not bc they were gay but bc there was kind of a power imbalance from the idol/fan type thing and their relationship was like. off bc mortimer would always treat wally as a higher being rather than equal while wally just kinda wanted a relationship where he wasnt seen as anything more just bc he had a music career so he almost broke up w mortimer until mortimer happened to mention he used to play violin and wally went. hey i could use a violin in my songs so that quickly fixed the problem bc it put mortimer in the spotlight too so wally was happy n shit and they got like famous or wtv they became one of them queer music artists that mentally ill kids lsiten to

but im planning on ruining it soon

yeah immuna probably do this thing where wally gets cancelled for fraternizing with fans once the public learns how they met lmao!! cuz i know thats kinda frowned upon

this au is just a big dramafest but i love it it would be rlly funny if i made it so mortimer just breaks up w wally and to take any hate off him goes "yeah he used his position to get into bed w me!!" and just wrecks wally's career and life

so real! i have too many versions of wally and mortimer's story that ive almost completely lost the half spider mutant mortimer and son of a serial killer wally lmfao theyre just normal ppl atp