aw shit i forgot my ballpit

*grabs ballpit*

*sits inside it*

yeah ig

let’s go to our local McDonald’s

*hops out of ballpit* *hops in van*

*crashes van into the McDonald’s drive thru*

https://youtu.be/bfkkC8n0iqc

okay my homeboy, what do you want?

are you on some ****ing diet? Ugh nevermind *hops into the McDonald’s through the drive thru window or whatever*

*steals all the food*

oh shit oh **** the police is on my tail now *hops through the window with the sack full of food*

BECAUSE I DIDNT BRING ANY ****ING MONEY

WHO CARES WE HAVE FOOD AND WE GOT IT FOR FREE

OH SHIT OH **** I HEAR POLICE SIRENS *drives away*

QUIT CRYING YOU ****ING CRYBABY—

*shoves a cheeseburger down your throat* SHUT UP—

*turns down a narrow alley*

https://youtu.be/Oux3wKw36Uo

uwu

Personally I like that ship, the one from before.

*purrs*

*pins*

*gives fucc*

put that thing in my bootie uwu

:D *pats even more*

good boi uvu

roll over owo *doing this even though hes a cat xd*

*gives treat* :DD

*drops the whole box of treats on him ON PURPOSE* oops uvu

huehehehe those are POISONOUS !

:0 >:(( NANI???????????????

y u no die >:0000 *spams emoji launcher

*the following emojis came out: 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿🖕🖕🖕🖕*

*the emoji canon breaks down* :000 *the following emojis came out: 👈😎👈*

*more emojis came out: 😩🍆🍑💦💦*

osht

*destroys emoji launcher*

ok heres a lesson don't **** me

u w u

. ｗ．