but literally I’ll go from hating myself to hyping myself up so much in 2 seconds

I don’t know why But the way you put that is so funny Like imagine someone just being like, “ Actually I’m a narcissist. I do have an inferiority complex tho.” LIKE HUH The way you worded it is just 10/10 My humor is probably just broken but that was really funny to me

IT USED TO BE A KINK?!???? So what ur saying is I either had issues growing up or am a masochist with high standards /j/j it’s more a mood swing thing for me not actually narcissistic and inferiority complex

Oh nonono it’s fine Okay but how am I the entire emoji keyboard?

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK THIS IS SO FUNNY AND FOR NO REASON?? NO BECAUSE ITS ACCURATE??? ANDBWKSVSNDVWHDHSBSJSBSBDBD I WAS EXPECTING ALL ANSWERS EXCEPT THIS ONE 10192828282272828/10

You’re always unpredictable some how. LIKE ALWAYS

Actually now I know exactly how I’m gonna die. One day you’re just gonna say something so funny I run out of breath laughing and never breath again. Like literally no getting shot, no getting ripped apart, no whatever the heck else you said, just me dying because you’re existence is my humor

Breathe* your*

I see the potential in this It’s almost like news But it just interviews some random people and you’re like “Hmm, yeah, okay, I see, you’re gonna die from eating too much salt.” or something and get paid like 283793739372827328833928837328733 dollars for doing nothing but thay

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