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SunCrusader252[OP]
08.07.2022 18:44
LinkAlways remember that anyone you know could have the very possible chance of running a gay furry porn Twitter account and as long as no one found out or they never said so, you would have no idea. Your geography teacher could be making bank off of drawing femboy dogs ****ing.
SunCrusader252[OP]
08.07.2022 18:44
LinkAnyways how are you guys
Listening to spg radio adventures because I have two braincells
I HATE WHEN IM JERKING OFF AND I CANT CUM! IT TAKES SO ****ING LONG TO CUM! IT WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER IF WE COULD CUM FAST! WE COULD JERK OFF TO ALOT OF PORN AND CUM ALOT!!!
TW: what you just fucking said to me you fucking bitch, graduating top of my class in the navy seals, being involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, having over 300 confirmed kills, being trained in gorilla warfare, the top sniper in the entire US armed forces, you just being nothing to me but another target, me wiping you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, marking my fucking words, thinking you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet, contacting my secret network of spies, your ip being traced, the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life, you being fucking dead, me being anywhere, anytime, me being able to kill you in over seven hundred ways with just my bare hands, me having access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and using it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent
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Holy ****ing shit. I want to bang the danganronpa bear so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a trial happens I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant ****ing sex with Monokuma. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Monokuma's tight furry ass. I want him to have my mutant human/bear babies. ****, my ****ing mom caught me with my plush. I'd set up a "punishment time" and went to ****ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PS4. I might not ever get to see Monokuma again.
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I would like to preface this question with telling everyone, I don’t like birds. I don’t own one, and I won’t own one.
My good friend has a grey parrot thing, and she has gotten very aggressive in her advances. Her persistence is honestly amazing. I have also never pet/stroked/touched the bird.
It’s gotten to the point that I’ll be trying to talk to my friend and she will scream non stop and vibrate while showing her ass to me in the air. (vibrating is apparently her “feeling” herself)
Any advice will help.
In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken", which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We've been married 14 years and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon, I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
Has your girlfriend ever beat you with a wet spaghetti noodle because she has a twin sister and you got confused and ****ed her dad
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