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jeffery2018 
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11.10.2019
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jeffery2018[OP]
11.10.2019 21:11
Linkscp 999
for those who don't know
(Tell me what it was, I saw the chat thing again- xD)
*hugs scp 999* uwu
(it's a "me and the boys" meme, scp version)
over the intercom: subject D-9342, do not hug scp 999!
(Oh. XD)
Why not!? He's adorable!
Scp-999: *happy gargle noise* :D
Fiiine. *puts down scp 999* sorry, bud..
Scp-999: *sad gurgle* ;-;
*the lights start flashing on and off*
What the!?
attention all d classes, multiple keter classes have breached containment
Ha-ha! time to get outta here! *looks at scp-999* hey, buddy? Stay safe if you wanna stay here or escape, okay?
Scp-999: *smiles, suggesting an "okay"*
*runs off*
D-boi:I was just repairing the circuit breaker over there, and I accidentally let loose a lot of scp’s, and yeah....
Well, this can be an opportunity for you to get out. I'm taking the opportunity to get out of this place! Why don't you? As long as we avoid the keter classes, we'll be fine!
I only let two loose but they’re two of the most dangerous scp’s
096 and 173
Oh no, I remember them. I've had my experiences with both of them. At least "the plague doctor" isn't as bad as those two.. As long as we don't get a first glance at 096 and 173, we won't have that much of a risk.. And we might run into a couple safer scps I'm familiar with, at least the others are kinda safe.
Yeah, at least I guess. But still, you wanna get outta here? I think there's a lot more scps that breached containment, so we'll have time.
Wait.. That room is glowing red. I know that from anywhere. Let's not go there. I suggest we go find scp 079. It's at least a bit safer around them because they're just a computer.. Although they can hack the system and travel room to room when they're able to hack into another computer.
Hang on, I have a plan,
*runs toward 173*
Hey peanut, come at me!
*shocked but tries not to get a first glance at 173 so I can safely blink* Wait, no! He'll snap your neck!
*hears the snap and knew what happened* ....thanks.. *keeps running, at least won't get killed because of a first glance at 173*
*can hear the small gurgling sounds coming from scp-999* 999?
(The slime bb wants fweedom too uwu)
Scp-999: *confused gurgle* ?
Screw you, whoever's on the intercom! I'm getting outta this facility with 999 even if I have to risk my life for it! Oh yeah, one more thing. *picks up scp-999* tell dr.bright i said screw this place! *ran off into a hall to find the exit while carrying scp-999*
Scp-999: :D *happy gurgle*
you have failed to comply with our orders d-9342, and we shall now let loose all keter class scp's
*keeps running and doesn't turn back* *afraid* Oh god oh god oh god oh god-
Scp-999: *makes a gurgling sound similar to a purr to try to calm me down* :(
*the exit is just ahead*
all nuclear warheads are set for detonation in t minus 10 seconds
*runs faster to the exit* *gets to the exit and opens it, then runs out of the facility*
Scp-999: .m.