Step one: Try not to be so self-conscious Two: Shift your weight into your haunches Three: Give a leap into the air and Four: Just forget your parents are both dead Step five: Keep your eyes on where you're going Six: Never mind your home's a-glowing Seven is hoping there's a heaven Eight: Come on get a shovel! Dig your grave! So now all you can do is remember How they had always loved you tender Shush up and don't ask any questions Hope lost foals like yourself can still be found Chin up! Even if you're not adopted It's not because you are unwanted But it would help if you were magic Not just a boring ugly pink earth pony nopony would ever love because you're unworthy!