N O >:(

NO AHHHHHHHH

STFU HE'S MY C H I L D

HE'S STILL MY C H I L D SO STFU OR I'M CALLING CPS

.....I'm calling THE FBI THEN

I'm calling S C P F O U N D A T I O N

I'LL KILL YOU BECAUSE I'M A V I R U S

*EARRAPE COMPUTER NOISES*

*EARRAPE WINDOWS 10 NOISES*

*insert mother shut up noises*

.,w.,

You hurt my child you will be dismantled.

No thanks....i'm good... *CASUALLY TAKES OUT PHONE AND STARTS TYPING WTF*

WTF NO COME BACK EHDBEJD AHHHHHHH WAIT IS MY CHILD STILL HERE ATLEAST-???

Okay we're good. MY CHILD ARE YOU HURT?

Wtf did they do to you >:(

*CASUALLY TAKES OUT AN ENTIRE PC AND STARTS H A C K I N G *

*Marlins parts come back to him and reattach onto him* T h e r e .

Y e e

:D

Why are You so C u t e

*mother just obsessing over how cute marlin is INTENSIFIES-*

Wan hed patz?

OMFG HAS NOBODY TAUGHT YOU WHAT A HED PAT IS??? I T E A C H *Insert giving marlin hed patz*

:D

*Hed patz intensifies*

It can be.

I mean.. people like getting head pats..

I- w h a t -

When was that--

2021-- I think-

...W H A T - ?

What year do you remember???

You'refromthefutureomfg

Y e s

B i g f u n n i e

Maybe you and I can change greetings until then.

:D

Y e e

*Also happi noises*

O h . Want... A new eye?

No, you're still cute.

*last Pat pat*

:D

Jsjrhdb myEYES

*in pain mother noises*

:,^

*Casually pats you back*

^^

Is finez.

:3

HDHDURBD OH NO-

Do you need help--

You sure--

Okay-

*pat pat*

^^

Probably the void

Idfk man, I live literally wherever there's grass or a v o i d

I just wander aimlessly so um-- let's just- go wherever my instincts tell me to go-

*starts walking south*

*For about an hour they just went south and stopped in a clearing in the forest*

This is probably a good spot to stop.

*Casually sits down expecting something to happen*

*Just looks at the ground and picks up a worm*

*Casually puts the worm on marlins head*

Yes. Some bugs are friends. Others are m e a n

^^

*casually lays down in the grass and B R E A T H S *

What's up with your eye?

Your eye. It's changing colors.

What's wrong--

*Casually sits up and taps marlin*

*starting to get worried sounds* Marlin-???

AH- oh- it's fine- please don't scare me like that-

*Insert giving hed patz to marlin here*

^^

....can you... feel stuff??? And I mean- emotionally-

Wow. That's actually pretty cool-

Oh? How come?

Oh...I'm sorry..

*Moss casually appears, floating* Moss: I need my s n a c k s I- Oop-

*Moss looks at marlin, blinks, and gasps* Moss: OH- MY- GOSH- YOU ARE SO C O O L !

*Amazed moss sounds* How did I know this would happen-

Moss: :D *Casually gives moss gummy bears*

*Moss casually starts stacking gummy bears on marlins shoulder* Hey- what did I say about playing with your food, young man-? Moss: I dO wHaT I wAnT- fArT fAcE >:)

Moss: what's an army? I- *CASUALLY FACEPALMS*

Moss: oh... *Sad moss boy sounds*

Moss: but fighting results in being hurt- and I don't like it when people get hurt- let alone myself-!

*Moss looks at the broken eye* Moss: I have healing s p i t , can I heal you?

Moss: o h . *Moss itches his head* We'd need a mechanic, not a pet f i s h

Moss: N O *Moss hugs marlin tight, and the stack of gummy bears fall* What a waste of gummy bears-

Well I mean- marlin is my child now so like- I'll fix him when I get the money to- Moss: ohmygodIhaveasibling

Moss: what is your n a m e I need to K N O W

(Omg my fish boyo is kinda like nemo- his arm e v a p o r a t e d ) Moss, please, calm your ass down. Moss: nO this is GOOD NEWS

*Moss casually shivers with joy*

Moss does that when he's happy- it's fine. *moss shivering continues * Moss: ^^

*Casually gives moss a blanket and moss wraps it around himself*

*Moss looks at marlin and starts crying* Moss: I killed Marlin- :,C

*Moss looks at the projections because sad moss bean*

Moss: w o e . Why can't I do that :,(

*Moss was scared to the b r i m *

*Moss was sweating from overheating, because s c a r e d * Hey- calm down--

He has a fear of fire-

*moss just continues being frightened*

*moss calms down a little*

Moss: please don't show anymore fire-

*moss shivers* Moss: that's fine.

Moss: ^^

Moss: did you know that I'm 1,000 years old in fish years?

Moss: how old are you in robot thingy years?

Moss: awh man, that means I'm the youngest :( Moss you're literally 5 years o l d Moss: no! >:(

Whatever man. *angy Fish man sounds*

*patz marlin* I'm the shortest out of my children :,) Moss: hAhHaH

*floating fish boye sounds*

Moss: marlin, want my blanket? :D

*moss wraps the blanket around marlin* Moss: you're a burrito now :3

Moss: :D

My children are getting along :,0

This is a m i r a c l e *Hap moss babie*

*pats marlin and moss*

Moss: ^^

Moss: ?

Moss: what's wrong-???

Moss: NOOOO :C

*casually gives marlin oil because h a c k e r *

y e e

Redacted: Maskarade

Redacted: Maskarade*picks him up* you are going to Brazil*yeets him to Brazil *

Redacted: Goodbye

Redacted: Crap

Windwatcher: " nO " -Windwatcher continues screeching-

-Windwatcher dodges it and screeches louder-

-Windwatcher makes distorted screeching noises-

Windwatcher: " nO "

-Windwatcher starts screeching super loud-

-Windwatcher screeches as loud as he can-

-Windwatcher's just tired from screeching as loud as he could-

-Windwatcher was just panting-

-Drew in the background just e x i s t i n g-

-Windwatcher's still tired from screeching-

-insert confused Windwatcher noises-

Windwatcher: " You ok..? "